Wife

*Crunch*

The candied fruit was bitten thoroughly and a harsh sound echoed within, seemingly reflecting the crumbling of her intelligence instead. 

First to be affected were her speech. "W-wut?..." 

Child? Our? What evil spawn?!

"Yi Yi..." Jiang Yu carefully repeated, "Let's have our own child."

"What the fvk." Wei Yi Yi's internal cries escaped to her lips.

"..."

"..."

"... ???..."

"I meant to say that came out from the left fie---" Wei Yi Yi beat her chest and cough. "Where would…Ah-ha..ha.ha." 

Wei Yi Yi could only laugh nervously. 

Where did that come from?! How did you conclude that?! At which point of the conversation did the suggestion of having a child was hinted?! A child! With me?! Me?! Where did… where... How could… Oh.My.Lord! Someone has a different script ah! That did not follow the conversation! Left field! Crawled out from hell! Snipe me from the back.