Human Skewer

after Yun Che left the city after causing some problems to the guards, he left with the Snow Phoenix towards a mountain range, that was the only thing he found in front of him.

Jasmine: This place is somewhat different than usual.

Yun Che: Different from usual? Where are you talking about?

Jasmine: I thought that this place's heat came from the volcano nearby, or is from a high concentrated fire element zone. But when I probed earlier, I discovered that this place has exceptionally active fire elemental particles that actually come from an enormous, hidden profo-

Jean: He found you!

Jasmine was interrupted from Jean's shout, which made Yun Che turn around and find Feng Chihao following him

Feng Chihao: Brat, let's see where you'll run off to this time!

Yun Che: 'I think that it's better using the Profound Handle...'

Jean: don't do it, in Blue Wind Empire no one knew about the demon, but we can't be sure if the people here have informations about it, they are still one of the strongest nations, they have access to more knowledge than us.

Yun Che: 'you are right'

then Yun Che made the snow phoenix dive in the mountain range.

but every time he though he lost Feng Chihao, he appeared some meters away from him.

Yun Che: 'dammit, I can't get away!'

Jean: 'well, time to encourage him in bleach style...' Hey Retard!

Yun Che: 'What? He's too strong, I will die!'

Jean: Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate...

Yun Che and Jasmine listened to his words, while Jasmine smiled for hearing another famous quote, Yun Che's mind repeated those words as if they were an important Profound Art's Formula.

Jean: Now turn around, and beat him until he stop breathing!

Yun Che: 'YES!'

Jean: 'wow it really worked... Thank you Zangetsu...'

[meanwhile in a really far away universe]

Zangetsu: Achoo!

Hollow Zangetsu: did you just sneezed?

Zangetsu: How did it even happened?

Hollow Zangetsu: Did you just ask me a question about something not even you know?

Zangetsu: Good Point... Well, Ichigo is coming here for the hollow mask, you know what to do.

Hollow Zangetsu: Haaah... Yeah, yeah.

[back at them]

Yun Che jumped from the Snow Phoenix and landed in a flat place in the mountain

Feng Chihao: Run, why aren't you running? Have you resigned to your fate, or have you already been scared witless? Forget it, I ought to end our game of cat chasing mouse by now.

then he stopped using the spatial formation to follow him and landed in front of Yun Che.

Then he swung his arm and a fire phoenix appeared and flew towards Yun Che, who blocked it with Dragon Fault, then he rushed towards Feng Chihao to slashing him with the greatsword, the latter had an amused face.

Feng Chihao: Tsk tsk, not bad. No wonder our prince had specially sent me to kill you. You do have some ability, after receiving a move that contains thirty percent of my strength, you actually had not been beaten half dead, and can even stand up.

Yun Che: Even if I die, even if I have to risk my life, I'm still going to… leave a few more injuries on your body!

Feng Chihao: Hahahaha! You alone, can actually injure…

Then Yun Che used 'Purgatory' and used 'Falling Moon Sinking Star' against him, crippling one of his arms

Feng Chihao: Fuck...

Yun Che(Jean): ...Yeah!

Feng Chihao: Yun Che… I'm going to tear you into ten thousand pieces!!

Yun Che(Jean): Try me Bitch!

Feng Chihao: Die!!

Then Yun Che and Feng Chihao clashed against each other for many hours, Yun Che was even forced to take out the Profound Handle, shocking Feng Chihao, and finally Yun Che won.

Jean: congratulations, you concluded the Training. Well, he didn't died yet, so I am going to end this.

Yun Che: 'He isn't dead yet?!'

Feng Chihao: Huff... Huff... Ugh...Ha… Haha… Hahahaha… How… could a little… bastard… like you… kill me…

Yun Che gave the body to Jean, who just extended an arm to him and used the Ki blade, penetrating Feng Chihao like a skewer.

Feng Chihao: How... Did... you do it...

Jean: sorry man... I just didn't want to mess with the fight... I seen Retard's limit so the training I made for him ended.

Feng Chihao: was I... Just a stepping stone?

Jean: yeah, bye.

then Jean moved the blade upwards and cut in two Feng Chihao's head. Then when he made a step, he stumbled down, and fell in the cliff

Jean/Jasmine/Yun Che: FUCK!

then Jean gave the body to Yun Che, buy he was too late to summon his Snow Phoenix because he crashed to the ground, losing consciousness

Jean: 'I think I fucked something... Nah, here's the Princess Sno-whoa whoa, Crap if she isn't beautiful, that thief was 200% right!... I wonder how will be Jasmine if she was more adult than now...'

then Jean tried to imagine a young woman with long bright red hair, a bigger dress, a big rack, a curve figure and a more adult face of Jasmine that was looking at him with a caring smile. Jean got red from imagining her and stopped his thoughs when he was reminded that Yun Che was injured.

Jasmine suddenly felt offended about her current body, but stopped caring about that feeling after a fight in TV started.

then Jean used his Godly Ki while Great Way of the Buddha was passively regenerating him

[many days later]

Yun Che then woke up and found himself starring at the Princess Snow, he was frozen from her beauty

Princess Snow: Ah, you're awake!

Yun Che recovered from being hypnotized and asked

Yun Che: Was it you… who saved me…

Princess Snow: Um… It seems like it. This is the first time I tried to save someone, so I'm not sure if I did it right. It's been many days, and I wasn't sure if I should tell royal father, but good thing you woke up. Oh right, what's your name? Which elder are you under? Why did you fall down from Absolute Phoenix Cliff?

Yun Che: 'Royal Father?!'

Jean: It's ok, the Princess Snow is with you right now, don't go Rambo at her.

Yun Che: 'who the fuck is Rambo?'

Jean: Don't mind it and answer her.

Yun Che: 'ok...' My name is Feng Lingyun, under Nineteenth Elder. I was training alone inside Phoenix Mountain Range and encountered an extremely terrifying profound beast, then was forced to jump off Absolute Phoenix Cliff… I thank Princess Snow for saving my life.