Court Session 1

Luosang had never been the slightest bit chubby. On hearing what he said, she pulled his hands away in a moment of vexation. "I'm already three months pregnant and my waist is definitely going to be larger. If you don't want that, then stop touching me." 

"How can that be? I like touching pigs." Nian Junting quickly grabbed her again. 

Luosang was quite offended. "Are you going to keep speaking that way? I've only gained three kilograms, and you're calling me a pig."

Nian Junting blinked indignantly. "What I mean is, you'll turn into a pig sooner or later anyways, so I'm just pre-empting you so that you won't let your mind run wild about a poor body image later on."

"…"

So, it would not take a few months for her to already become a pig, then. 

Afterall, Luosang was still a young lady. Which young lady would not want to be slim and pretty? His words made her want to vomit blood.