The author was eating frozen yoghurt happily in a menchie's store. But one serving couldn't satisfy him, so he broke the taboo. He had a second serving even though it is winter season in Canada. What he didn't know was that a flu virus was waiting to ambush him in the second serving.
After coming home, he wanted to write one more chapter, but being the great procrastinator he was he decided to write it after a quick nap.
He slept for six hours.....
When he woke up he realized that his head was burning and he was feeling dizzy. Thinking that it was the side effect of mas*****ing too many times this week, he proceeded to the kitchen to prepare a quick snack. But as soon as he got off the bed he realised that he was in deep shit!
The flu virus had infiltrated his body successfully. He commenced an emergency meeting with relevant body members and a unanimous decision for a pill of Tylenol was reached. He was able to steal one from his western spy roommate.
As he was about to go back to sleep after eating the pill he realized that he was a responsible member of society. So, he opened up his laptop and typed this whole shit to only say this:
"Sorry guys, No chapter today. I'm sick!"