Bright Moonlight Frost On The Ground

On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God. 
When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father's immense debt, putting his life at risk. 
After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.
    
After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the 'God Of War System,' and a pass to a new realm.
Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin's new life with his ‘great’ new system!

Henyee Translations

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

"Ah…!" Sun Yuluo shrieked as he pointed at the butcher's head with a trembling finger. "Y-y-your head…"

"Head?" The butcher turned his body, and the head in his hand looked around at his surroundings. "Where? Where is my head? Why can't I see my own head?"

Without a mirror, who the f*ck would be able to see their own head?

Being able to see it would be a true miracle!

The butcher couldn't see his head, and he turned to glower at Sun Yuluo. "You lied to me!"

"I didn't!" Sun Yuluo's head shook vigorously from side to side, and he continued to point at the butcher's hand as he spoke in a trembling voice, "Y… your head really is in your hand!"

The butcher's head turned to look at his headless body before flaring up with rage. "Bullsh*t! I can't see it! You lied to me, so you must pay the price for doing so! I'm going to chop off your head and attach it to my neck!"

Sun Yuluo's Awakening