Bright Moonlight Frost On The Ground

On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God. 
When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father's immense debt, putting his life at risk. 
After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.
    
After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the 'God Of War System,' and a pass to a new realm.
Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin's new life with his ‘great’ new system!

Henyee Translations

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

The Heavenly Gods had guessed that Tina's scouting device would appear on the Tai Chu Continent again.

But they didn't think that the polite scouting device that had offered them spirit fruits last time would be throwing sh*t at them now!

It was throwing sh*t at the heavens!

The Heavenly Gods instantly exploded with fury!

A terrifying ripple descended from the heavens.

Everything within a radius of over a hundred kilometers was reduced to nothingness.

Little Tina and those piles of abhorrent sh*t were no exception to this.

Even though none of the Heavenly Gods had been struck by the sh*t, they were enraged beyond belief and wanted nothing more than to kill An Lin and his group!

The Heavenly Gods were representatives of the heavens and should be revered and worshipped by all. No one dared to show them any dissent or disrespect! But now, a scouting device dared to throw sh*t at them.

The Sh*tty Wait