Chapter 7- Why HIM?!?!

He is way too full of himself! In order to 'make me his wife' he forces me to live with him for a month? And what's up with me 'being cuter then any girl he ever seen'?!?! I'm a freaking guy!!!! I may look a little younger now then my original look, but I'm still not cute!

While this train of angry thoughts ran through my head he suddenly asked:

"Earth-chan you don't have any place to go back to anyway right?"

"That's right...." I pondered,

"Wait!...don't call me Earth-chan! I'm not a girl!"

"Then Earth."

"Don't lose the honorifics either!"

"You're so cute!!!!"

"I wanna smack you badly!"

"Are we this advanced in our relationship? I would love to try some S&M with you, but I'll probably be the S...."

Why this guy?!?! Why did he have to choose me?!?!

Ignoring the last thing he said I asked:

"Anyway, Deai-sama, how did you know that I had nowhere to go back to?"

"Why Sama? Call me Honey. I could tell because you had nothing on you but your clothes, not even a little bag of money...no money means no house or wife to go back to"

"I'm definitely not calling you Honey! How did you know that I wasn't just near my home so I didn't take anything with me?"

"Then call me Wu, and I'll call you Orwin. I can tell since I know the plains around here like the back of my hand, and because of the high level magic beasts no one lives around here except for us, and you're not one of us. I would have remembered you. What is you level that you walk around like that?"

"Oh...I'm level one...." I admitted shamefully.

His eyes filled with horror at the sound of my confession.

" How did you survive until now? You're lucky we found you! To think I could have lost you before we even met!". -_-

"I've only been here a few days so I couldn't have known about the dangers" I complained.

Realizing my slip of the tongue I covered my mouth with my hands.

"You've only been here for a few days? What do you mean?"

"Forget about it, It's nothing really. Anyway, for now I'm here, and to be honest I really could use some sleep, do you have a room I can sleep in?"

Sensing that I don't want to talk about it, he sighed and pointed toward a door.

"I never have guests up here so I only have one bed, I see that you already took a shower so you can just go ahead and go to sleep in bed."

"Wait.... does this means that we have to share a bed for a whole month?"

"Yes! And after you will agree to be my wife we can do all kind of fun things in there!" He cheered.

With a huge grin on his face, he seemed like he was proud of himself for coming up with this idea.

I'm in big troubles aren't I?

I shivered as I realized that.

So before he gets any weird ideas, I walked hastily towards the bedroom, entering the room and closing the door behind me.

I can almost feel his grin through the door...I shivered once again before turning my attention to the room I was in.

It was almost totally empty except for a very big bed in the middle that could easily fit in three or four people. It was covered with colorful pillows and soft fabrics.

Wow, this looks great! I'll have no problem falling asleep or keeping my distance from Deai Wuxian Sama in this bed.

Without taking off my clothes, I rolled inside the bed and covered myself with the soft, soft fabrics of the blankets. Quickly I fell into a deep slumber.

But not long after, I woke up from an uncomfortable feeling of somethings heavy holding me down. I opened by eyes, and through the sticky eyelashes and still blurry vision I see a beautiful man crouching on top of me, staring at me with a playful look in his green eyes. Blinking a few times, my brain finally caught up with the situation.

Horrified I tried to struggle from under him, but with no success at all.

"What do you think you are doing?!"

"You looked so cute sleeping I felt I had to watch closely"

"So now that I'm awake, please get off of me!"

"I don't really want to, just go back to sleep..."

"Like I can freaking sleep like that! Get off!"

"Give me a kiss and I'll get off of you"

.....

Who the fuck you think is going to kiss you?! (-_-;)

Please, go kill yourself.

As if he was reading my mind he smiled at me while starting to close the gap between our faces.

The smaller the gap between our faces got, the more panicked I became as I struggled towards my freedom out of his grip, but even with all of my efforts, I couldn't budge even a bit. When the gap became as small as one centimeter between us, I shut my eyes with all of my power and waited for the contact to be made, but it never arrived.

I opened my eyes to see Wu-Sama smiling brightly at me before he broke into a laugh.

I stared at him angrily for the stupid prank he pulled on me.

This is so immature of him! How did he manage to become the village chief?

Seeing that I was angry with him he calmed down, got off of me, and lied down besides me.

"I'm sorry...you just looked so cute while panicking that I couldn't help myself.."

"You can't always use this as an excuse! Not only it sounds like you don't have the responsibility for the situation, you make it sound like it's my fault in the first place. You can't do things like that to me even as a joke!"

If I had known that actually he was totally serious about the kiss at first, but my reaction made him laugh, I would definitely have cursed him to death, but as I had no idea what was passing through his mind back then, I got the idea that it was all a practical joke on my behalf.

I really don't know what to think of this person... He's an odd one...

"But you know...Orwin doesn't really fit you....I think I'll call you Er-kun, in short.... You as well can drop the 'Sama' and call me 'Deai honey'"

"Like I already told you, I'm not calling you 'honey'! But as I have no choice but to live with you for this next month, I'll call you Deai-San for now."

"Fine! but when you will become my wife, I'll definitely make you call me that!"

"Don't decide for yourself that I'm going to marry you!!!"

"It's just so you know in the future how I would like to be called by you, I'll call you Erer as well"

This guy is not listening at all!!!!T_T

"Can guys even get married here?"

"Sure they can! It's not as common as normal couples, but it's also allowed. Why? Are you finally falling for my charms?"

"The only thing I'm falling to is back to sleep. Good night Deai-San."

"Good night Er-kun! :)"

"Nope, still don't like your naming sense..." I mumbled while drowsing away from reality and back to sleep.