"What's this?" The goblin said, looking incredibly confused. From his perspective, it probably did look weird. A small, delicate girl like me was able to hold up a giant goblin club.
"What do you mean? I'm a human," I answered, swinging the club around. I pointed the club at the man.
"How could a girl like you pick up my club?"
"How could you threaten a girl with a club? That's pretty rude of you," I said with a bemused smile.
The goblin's face hardened in response.
"What did you say? I was going easy on you because you're pretty and you give me attitude?"
"Prettier than Heejin, right?"
Yeah, Heejin is pretty, but let's be honest. I was prettier.
"Fine. I'll give you that one. To be honest, you are prettier. But Heejin is better mannered than you."
"Oh, really?"
I immediately sent all that recorded audio to Heejin. All of a sudden, the goblin's phone rang.
"You wait right here. My girlfriend called."
"Sure."