Childhood dream
"My car! My car!!
WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?
DAMMED DEVIL!!
WHY?!" North Kai shouted as he pounced on Broly and grabbed him by the lapel of his Hawaiian shirt while crying in rage and desolation… hanging from him due to the difference in stature
"Come on… have you never heard about planned obsolescence?
Sooner or later all the cars explode…" Said Broly, continuing with his joke upon see how fun the North Kai reaction was being
"THAT'S A FUCKING LIE!!
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT DO THES TINGS!!" North Kai shouted, that now was much more angry at Broly than sad to lose the car of his dreams
"North Kai, as I can see you haven't seen the world lately... this is what is fashionable now...
Besides, it was my gift
What God gives you God takes away from you
Hehehehe" Broly said trying not to laugh while North Kai stared him with great fury… he was angrier now than when Goku took the Cell-Bomb to his planet and killed him
"BUT IT WAS MINE!
I HAD JUST CLEANED IT!!
I WAS GOING TO DRIVE IT AND THEN CLEAN IT AGAIN!!!
BUAAAAA!!!" North Kai cried, who was losing the strength that the hatred and anger had granted him for the sadness of never seeing his most precious possession again
"Come on Kaiou-chan, although of low quality you are still a god
You shouldn't feel so attached to earthly material possessions" Broly said, putting on a solemn Buddhist face as he continued whit his joke
And while Goku watched with amazement that strange chain of unexpected events at the moment he was about to be trained…
He couldn't help noticing a certain detail of that strange and muscular three-eyed man ...
"AHHHHHH !!! It's a Saiyan !!" Goku shouted when he saw Broly's simian tail, so he pointed at it with surprise and some fear as he put himself in battle position,
"EHHHH ?! A SAIYAN ?! WHERE?! WHERE ?!" Broly shouted pretending to be scared while desperately searching for an evil Saiyan
"YOU ARE THE SAIYAN!" Goku and North Kai shouted when they saw that Broly had not caught the hint.
"Hehehe… I know, I just wanted to make a joke
YOHOHOHO…" Broly said apologizing while laughing at his own non-harmful joke.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"It wasn't funny" North Kai said dryly, mainly because of the resentment he felt right now.
"Maybe… but at least I have more grace and sense of humor than you" Broly replied dryly as did North Kai.
"This ... who are you?" Goku asked to Broly, since he understood by his behavior that Broly was not one of the evil Saiyans that his evil brother had announced… maybe…
"Oh, sorry.
I am Broly, a non-evil Saiyan just like you ... and just like you.
I am also a friend of Kami's, Bulma's sister, your son's teacher and future coach of the bald club" Broly said, introducing himself to Goku with a formal hand shake
"WHAT! YOU AND THIS EVIL MONSTER KNOW EACH OTHER?!" North Kai shouted, who began to wonder if training Goku would really be a good idea.
"Uhh… oh… Nice to meet you I am Son Goku…
Wow ... I didn't know that Gohan had a teacher ... surely Chichi told me but I wasn't paying attention...
WHAT?! Bulma has a sister… I didn't know that either…
I think I should pay more attention when they are telling me something… hehe…" Goku shouted as he used all his neurons to try to remember those data... data that he would normally overlook
"It's not your fault, I've recently become his teacher ... and Bulma has never mentioned her sister [Hahaha ... he's just as I remembered him from the manga / anime ...]" Broly said and thought when he saw how his childhood hero talked casually with him with his usual behavior
But Goku still thought about what Broly had said and tried to remember ...
"Friend of Kami? Broly? Mmmmmm ...
AHHHH!!! I already remember!
The first time Kami, Popo and I met us and they saw my tail they shouted:
"AHHH !! NOOO !!! ANOTHER BROLY NO !!! "
And from time to time, when he slept he said your name in nightmares ... and seemed to suffer a lot...
Are you that same Broly?" Goku asked as surprised as he worried about having related those clear examples of post-traumatic stress that Kami manifested with the appearance of Broly and his jokes
"Hahahaha ... yes ... I recognize that as a child sometimes I was quite mischievous, annoying and little considerate of others..." Broly said making an excuse for the traumas he had caused in Kami and to give a good impression on the irresponsible and absent father of his pupil
"Yes ... of course ... now you're radically different ... you've had a great improvement ..." Kaiou-Sama said with a level of sarcasm over nine thousand multiplied by infinity ...
"Ohhh ... is that sarcasm Kaoiu-chan?" Broly asked being sarcastic too
"Noooo ... Of course nooooot...
Why do you say so?" Kaou-sama replied with even more sarcasm than before and even more obviously
"This…
Why are you here Broly-san?
Ahhh !!!
Are you dead too?
Then Chichi will need to find another teacher for Gohan…" Goku shouted having hasty conclusions.
"No ... I'm still alive ...
I came here because your son was worried about and he wanted me to help you a little in your training with my time manipulation skill
In this way you will have more time to become stronger to face the evil Saiyans that are travelling to the planet Earth
Since Kaiou-chan has decided to train you" Broly said as he looked and smiled insinuatingly and bashfully at North Kai
"Evil Saiyans coming to earth?!
Hey?! That I going to do what?!" North Kai replied, who had not yet given his consent for that.
"EEHHH? Can you do that? Chichi has hired an impressive teacher
Ah it's true!
I almost forgot ...
Kaiou-sama I made you laugh at the end ...
Will you train me?" Goku asked Kaiou-Sama with respect once again
And then Kaiou-sama addressing Goku while looking sideways at Broly with a calm expression that masked quite a lot of hostility said "At first that was my intention, but considering that you are friends with this devil and that training you will mean having him near me ... I must say that ...
I'LL NEVER TRAIN IN MARTIAL ARTS TO… "
And while Kaiou-sama pointed to Goku with great anger to sentence that he would never teach martial arts to someone who was a friend, acquaintance or who simply laughed at some joke of Broly
Clin ... clin ... clin ...
He heard the sound of keys being shaken ... keys that were in Broly's fingers
Perfect and bright keys that belong to a car of the same brand that Broly gave him before (and make it explote few menutes ago)...
"... To ... To ... to someone who… who is not able to stand up correctly on this planet…
So until you do not improve that we can not start ... hehehe ... " Kaiou-sama said radically changing his message in the last moment since he understood Broly's hint
"Yes Yes Yes!! Don't worry Kaiou-Sama.
You see? I am able to stay on my feet and much more" Goku said, jumping over and over again to prove that he was qualified.
"Ah, I see ..." North Kai said, who was very impressed that Goku, a terrestrial could adapt so quickly to the gravity of this planet ... and this gave him hope that he could finally train someone who could learn his techniques...
Someone other than Broly…
"By the way, Broly-San
If you can get here without being dead, manipulate time, stand as if nothing in this place ... and by your physique
You are quite strong, right?" Goku asked which his got quite serious and exited like a child who found a toy he likes… the usual thing about him when he met someone who seemed strong ... and especially when this strong person was his son's teacher ...
He was an irresponsible father, but he still thought it necessary to assess how strong Broly was and if he could trust his son to him...
"Of course.
I doubt that you are able to find someone more powerful than me" Broly replied with his usual arrogance, but trying to be somewhat humble
"OHHhh...
I could have a fight with you ...
Please" Goku said that despite not believing to be superior to Broly at the moment… since he was a Saiyan with strange powers that is able to easily remain on that planet when he still have some difficulties…
But still Goku found that he was being very arrogant
"Combat? Well ... if you feel like it ...
I will only need a blow to beat you ... after that it will be better for you to continue training" Broly replied once again with arrogance
"Please, don't destroy my house!
Too many things that I like have been broken today" North Kai shouted, worrying for obvious reasons
An arrogance that bothered Goku a lot ... so he prepared to go with everything from the beginning to swallow his own words "Grrr ... okay, we'll check that out right now."
HAYAHHHH!!!"
[Mmmm I think I'm having a deja vu ... this is just like the first encounter Goku had with Beerus] Broly thought wistfully as he watched how Goku approached him in slow motion ... at least from his perspective
And with a simple blow in the direction of Goku "FFFFFfffff ..."
"KYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!" Goku flew Goku flew backward with great speed and without control over his body ... circling around that little planet a hundred times, going down a few millimeters at every turn ... until
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
CRAS! CRASH! CRACK…
POMMM!!
He managed to fall to the ground, where after circling the planet 3 times… he was able to stop leaving a channel in his path
"Ehhh ahhhhh ... kya ... ahhhhh
A… A… Amazing!" Goku shouted, trying to get up from the small crater he had formed, realizing that he and Broly were on totally different levels
"I'm afraid you'll have to train a lot to have something that could be minimally called "combat" with me Goku-san"
[Another childhood dream fulfilled ...
Beat and train Goku ...
I am so happy] Broly thought to see how Goku was totally defeated at the same time that the flame in his eyes lit up.
And obviously this did not discourage Goku, rather it was the opposite, since he had found a new and impressive top that motivated him to climb more "Incredible!
Kaoiu-sama
When do we start training? I have to get as strong as possible before the Saiyans reach Earth and also to fight with Broly"
"Saiyans… you've got the attention of some very problematic guys, but don't worry, you have more than a year to improve…
But to fight with the monster we have here...
Well…
Your fist task is surpass the massive gravity here
Try catching Bubbles here
Because if you can't at least move fast enough for that you won't be able to train" North Kai said, coaching for the first time in this manga
"I ... I got it" Goku said, since he saw it very rational and could not refuse either
"Come on, run away Bubbles-kun" North- Kai said starting the training
"Wait" Goku shouted, trying to catch Bubbles
"Well…
And now
Can we talk about the new car?
A new car that of course would not have a bomb, a stupid joke or another kind of inconvenience!
And of course, I would also like to talk about the repairs fees for that blow?" North Kai told Broly, who began negotiations without taking his eyes and antennae off the keys that Broly had in his hand
…
…
The same day on planet Earth of the universe 7
At the main entrance of Capsule Corp
Ding Dong!
Broly appeared in front of the door and stung the bell of the famous circular house that we all know
And after a few seconds the door opened and from it appeared a beautiful middle-aged very cheerful women with her eyes closed and dressed in an orange shoulder-less shirt and tight blue jeans ...
"Helloooo who's there…
Oh" Said Panchy Brief, Bulma's mother, who when she opened the door (and her eyes) watched Broly up and down… and was seriously surprised
But when she saw that Broly had a third eye like Ten Shinhan, an ape's tail like Goku when he was young, she immediately understood who Broly was and what she was doing here, so with her usual smile and kindness she said "Oh you must be a Bulma's friend, come in, come in, here, I'll take you to the lab, until a few moments ago she was working with his father in something very funny"
"Thank you very much, Miss Panchy, I will follow you wherever you take me…
Oh my… if it weren't because I also know your other daughter Tights and they have told me a lot and good about you, I would swear that you are Bulma's older sister" Broly said with great kindness while complimenting her future mother-in-law to give a very good impression.
"Ohoho ... what a nice, tall, strong and attractive boy ...
Do you want me to bring you some cupcakes? I just baked them" Panchy said as she hugged Broly's huge arm to direct him to where her daughter was.
"If you made them, I'd love to try them, miss," Broly replied, following the game to her hollow head mother-in-law
[Another reason why I want to marry Bulma
Having the friendliest, most liberal and incredible political family in the world] Broly thought with satisfaction knowing that he would not meet the typical psychopathic inlaws who absorb the life and happiness of his daughter's boyfriend
And in that instant of reflection and gratitude ... Bulma, which appeared in the garden dressed in an elegant and casual way to go on an adventure with style ... appeared on the scene
"MOM!" Bulma shouted when she saw that her mother was being overly kind as always ... and she feared she could say something inappropriate to Broly about her ... besides that ...
[I haven't even grabbed Broly like that!
And I didn't want this to be the way Broly knew my parents] Bulma thought a little frustrated
"Oh honey, I was just taking your friend to the lab to see you ...
But I see that you have changed to go out" Panchy said to her daughter as she continued to hug Broly's arm.
"Yes mom…
He has come looking for me ... and we will go outside right now!" Bulma said somewhat embarrassed as she grabbed Broly by the arm he had free in the same way her mother did… and in the same way she directed him to the door
"Ohh ... and now what do I do with the cakes?" Panchy thought, watching her daughter and Broly leave the residence
…
Outside Capsule Corp
"HEHEHE ... Well, that's my family, I hope he hasn't told you or done anything weird" Said Bulma, who knew what her mother behaves… Mother to whom he had not spoken about Broly or what would happen to Yamcha
"Hahahah ... don't worry, she hasn't said or done anything weird ...
By the way…
What do you want to do today?" Broly asked as he watched Bulma's dress, which was not focused on shopping like the day before.
"You see, I wanted to propose you to go find the Dragon Balls together ...
Krillin and the others are training, so I can't ask them ... and it's dangerous for me to go alone, so ...
I would like you to accompany me" Bulma said, proposing another date to Broly with the excuse of the Dragon Balls while holding a capsule containing a flying vehicle with only two seats.
[I know that if I asked him he could teleport to each of the Dragon Balls and gather them in a few seconds, but ...
Being alone during a few hours of adventure ... it can be quite ... exciting ...] thought Bulma, who obviously had second intentions of a romantic nature
"Of course, do you want me to drive this time?" Broly said supporting Bulma's plan at the same time he wanted to prove he wasn't a co-pilot boyfriend.
[I could teleport all the dragon balls here right now, but ...
Being alone during a few hours of adventure ... it can be quite ... exciting ...] Thought Broly, who obviously had second intentions of a romantic nature
"Great
I'll be guiding you with the radar" Said Bulma, taking his vehicle out of the capsule.