Prepare for the First Date

The fuck she dodged?!

When my lips closed to her pink ones, she pushed her body away from my lap and retreated several feet from me, her both hands wrapped in front of her chest.

"Na ah, don't push your luck, you must please me further if you want these lips!" She said with a smug face.

I was quite frustrated, I had never kissed a girl before let alone a woman, such a missed opportunity was really unbearable. I looked at her pitifully, said, "What do you want me to do?"

"Well, let me think about it first, it's getting late now, I'll better be going home, see you again later~" she moved to take the sketch then turned around and left my apartment. As soon as she left, I fell to the floor, lying prone in a defeated manner. It was so damn close, I could have tasted what kiss truly like, and the woman I kissed was also such stunner, but then she got away, I felt so cheated!!!

Oh, there was no used to dwell on it, I thought I had made a mistake, but I didn't know where was it. Anyway, I needed to get ready for the date with Tenten, I supposedly picked her up at her house, this also meant I would have to meet her parents, Tenten had told me what gift should I bring for them.

Tenten's father was a blacksmith, naturally, anything related to that would be an appropriate gift, I was thinking about buying him a grindstone, but Tenten pinched me afterward, said I just need to buy him a sake, the problem was I didn't drink, so I had no idea which sake was good. As for her mother, Tenten told me to buy several dangos, it's a dumpling with a round shape like meatballs, made of rice flour.

As for Tenten herself, I bought her a kunai that I had placed a 'tracker' spell on it, now wherever she went, I would always know her location, I also added 'Life' spell, reanimating the kunai and brought it to live, just like any living beings, it could move on its own that included flying and struck enemy on its own accord, of course, I planned to make it obey Tenten's words.

Now all the gifts were settled, I went to reserve a seat for both of us in a Chinese restaurant, although it wasn't my favorite food, it was Tenten's preferable food, so I didn't mind to get her tongue and stomach satisfied.

Next, I went to the bookstore and bought some adult, *cough* I mean educated stuff, naturally to make our night better and greater, super-duper memorable. I went home to do some 'research', I got goosebump reading those fascinating picture, um, um, I was a good boy in my other life, after all, never exposed myself to these inspiring kung-fu.

The time went passed so quickly when you immersed in your study, but there was something that made me uncomfortable, I looked down and saw my pants as flat as possible, why my baby dragon wasn't moving?!

No, no, no, I was normal, right? Don't tell me I had a problem? Due to my practice of Qi, the impurity of my body was reduced to almost non-existent, so from yesterday till now, I hadn't taken off my clothes at all, so I didn't know the state of my cock.

I quickly took down my pants, checking if the pal still got the ball, and holy sweet mother of all, I almost bawled out my eyeball.

My penis was gorgeous! The size was fantastic and the length extremely top-notch, it wasn't threatening at all with veins popping on the stem, instead, it was smooth as silk, also curved slightly. I could feel it was hard, oh very sturdy, ready to launch a gun, but when it was sheathed inside my pants, I kinda felt nothing? How come? Did this cock of mine have a mind of its own? Lol, a brain in the cock, how irony was that?!

Ok, buddy, tonight I would have given you a treat, hopefully, my effort bore fruit with Tenten.

Changing my attire to casual one, because who wanted to go on a date like he was going to war, I went out of my apartment without taking a shower, because I was born to be fragrant, nay, it was because of my Qi.

Tenten's father was baldy, his face was oval and he had a large frame of a figure, I could his muscles on his arms as thick as an iron sheet, meanwhile, Tenten's mother was petite?! She was even smaller than Tenten, there was no trace of aging on her face, if not for her to introduce herself as Tenten's mother, I would have thought she was Tenten's little sister.

Holyshit, I was afraid to ask her age, and I feared Tenten's father was a pedophile.

"Hmm... so you want to ask my daughter out of date?" Tenten's father glared at me.

"... Yes, sir..." strange, facing Sasori and Deidara I could stand tall, but why Tenten's father made me slightly cowered? Was this the pressure of father-in-law in legend?

"Do you know what that means?!" then he said out loud, I swore even people two blocks from here could have heard his roar.

"... it means we are dating?" I doubtfully said.

"It means if you dare to hurt my daughter even the slightest inch of her skin, then you made shed a single tear out of her eyes, I will-"

"Dear, here is the sake..." Tenten's mother came out from the kitchen and brought two cups along with the sake I brought.

"You seem like a good person, take care of my daughter," his rough expression instantly shifted to a coy one, shit, don't tell me this guy was the submissive type?!

"Ah, madam, thanks, but I don't drink..." I apologized politely when Tenten's mother prepared to pour sake into the second type.

Both of them surprised, while Tenten's father expressed disdain upon me, Tenten's mother instead was very appreciative.

"What kind of shitty man you are..." <- Tenten's father.

"Abe-kun, you are really a good man," <- Tenten's mother.

"Um, you are a real man!" <- Tenten's father.

Then we talked a bit while I waited for Tenten, thankfully, I had enough knowledge to talk even about blacksmithing, the worlds I once inhabited had a various advanced technique of smithing, although I didn't fully comprehend, I knew some the basic, it seemed I had given a new idea to Tenten's father, which was good to improve our relationship.

"By the way, sir, madam, here is my address..." I slipped a paper on the table.

"Why are you doing this?" the both parents confused a little.

"Well..." I scratched my cheek, said, "in case your daughter doesn't come home for the night."