Stickers are like Skittles

(karen is in living room as Patricia bursts in the door)

Patrica: Karen Karen Karen Karen

Karen: WHAT?!

Patricia: So you like stickers?

Karen:(sighs) what do you mean? What type of stickers?

Patricia:(shakes her head as if it's obvious) just ... any stickers in general

Karen: wellll.... yeah?

Patricia:(eyes turning to stars) I GOT FIFTY STICKERS BOOKS FROM THE FLEA MARKET WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THEM!

Karen: Why would you buy 50 books of stickers?

Patricia:(sobs)...they were only 5 bucks...