Waffles, spicy ones

Random person in the restaurant: Can I have some hot sauce please?

Alejandro: Sure what type?

Person:Tabasco

(Alejandro brings back the Tabasco. As he walks away he sees the man start putting it on his waffles and muffins and pancakes.)

Alejandro:(thinking) Did that guy just put Tabasco of waffles?! Holy crap! AND HIS WIFE IS DOING IS TOO?! AND THE DOG?! WAIT THE DOG CANT BE IN HERE! CRAP! Welp better go get the manager.

Manager: (is high as all hell) Don't wirry bout man~. Their fiinnne~. (Passes out in chair)

Alejandro: F**k