Another idiot.

My name is Bakh and I am an orc.

Everyone thinks I am a genius, but that is not true. A true genius wouldn't be neglected by the heavens so much. Ok, I did reincarnate with all my memories after dying, but I have no idea if some God or other thing did this to me to begin with.

Before reincarnation I was just your average japanese student. No tragic backstory and no cute childhood friend. Normal, right?

Now, when I was hit by a truck I did not expect to wake up and find a tanned little girl on my face.

"I am so glad you're ok! I am sorry! Sorry…"

The moment she saw my eyes open she broke into tears. I couldn't understand anything. More like, isn't that blood?! There's blood all over your face! Hospital, we need to…

And then my brain finally registered the smell. The strong sulphuric smell made me want to puke, but there wasn't anything on my stomach already. So i cried.

Shame? What shame is there for a baby to cry? Yes, a baby. I was reincarnated! And more like, where is my mother?!

It took me a while to understand, but apparently my big sister went with me to a walk around the city and some Jack ass decided it was a fun idea to throw a baby down some stairs while saying that his son had passed the same and so should every male.

Obviously the baby died. Then I came in. I Fucking robbed the body of a baby. It would have taken a while to accept such thing if later I hadn't passed through a whole month with fever and digested my memories while adapting to my toddler's body.

Since sister killed the man and his son on the spot with her bone dagger we were almost exiled, but the xamã dealing with the case said I had talent, so the man who died was at fault.

He even executed the men's wife with a wind blade after she tried to throw a poisoned dagger at me.

WHAT THA FUCK IS THIS SOCIETY?!!!?

I had already noticed this is definitely not earth at that point, but fuck if seeing a corpse like that wouldn't frighten me.

I don't know if I should be happy that there was no one but sister to laugh at me for being so "frail", but growing up was certainly hard.

Mother died when I was 4, and father when I was 7, but they weren't really my parents. Sure, they did take care of me, but I saw then once in a month or less.

I still think this is a little strange, but it's good sister let me do the food since I was 3 and that my body actually could handle it, because everything here has no taste.

Apparently only the army can eat meat, normal citizens eat this strange paste. Apparently there is a version for children and elderly and one for adults, with the difference of how much solid it has.

After sister became a squad leader, I've started seeing her a lot less, but she always tries to find some time to do so.

I am happy that besides her cursing it was mostly my personality rubbing off on her. Luckily I can turn that off too.

So why is it like this?

-BAKH! Bakh, come back here!

-My ass! Who would want to stay in this shit hole, I can't even see the light of day or eat something with taste for fuck's sake! See you in hell bitches!

That was refreshing. Closed doors cultivation is really not my thing. Anyways, it's been sixteen days since my sister was kidnapped by a human and apparently no one is going to do a thing.

So I am going to save her.

Even if she has a big sexual appetite, I doubt human males could satisfy her without drugs, so she is either going to be in need of detoxification or very pissed.

Though it's technically the norm for orcs, but a "normal" person does it thrice per day at least. Sister is actually one of the more reserved ones because of her discipline, but in human terms…

She is definitely going to be sold as a high class slave. If it's sister than her torture is going to take way longer than two or three months until she is "ready" to be sold.

I've got to be fast. Depending of how big is the trader they will already have started transportation, but for starters I need to go to town.

When sister killed humans I asked her to give me anything shiny, so I actually have money and a magician uniform.

This fucking line…

-Next! Um? You're a student of the magic academy right? Can I see your ID?

-Here.

-All right, you may pass.

This place is really back water, the guard didn't even use a magical tool to check me. Didn't even notice my transformation.

(That's actually because of Aki. His students and some others have taken to be adventures and the guards at the forest gate have already got used to it. Have a look at his lecture about adventuring.)

(Also, do you really think makes and fighters from the academies hadn't died to orcs before Aki appeared? Just checking. )

….

-To begin with, it gives you money. Lots of it if you're smart. We're all makes here, so normal parties will accept you after simple tests, but that doesn't guarantee total safety. Some may simply be trying to rob or rape you. That goes for the pretty boys as well. Keep in mind to chill at the taverns and hear rumors while at it for information or use a trustable broker for party information, that shouldn't be that hard for you guys.

*coof coof*

-Sorry for that. As I was saying, going on adventures isn't just for the money. Maybe not many of you are interested impressing others or living life the fun way,  but passing through real combat can help you practice and find your own flaws. The last benefit is that you can also make a name for yourselves while still at school and interact with adventures, which no matter what profession you choose, there is going to be a lot of interaction with.

-Please, pay attention to these disclaimers as well, since it doesn't matter how much experience and money you get if you end up dead. It's ok if you form groups between yourselves and go, and you should try to get an adventurer to teach you guys for the first few times for safety's sake, but I prohibit my students from going solo unless they reach rank 2. If you want to blame someone, than blame your parents for caring for their children lives or me for not wanting to be sued.

….

-It's been so long since I've last had coffee, even though it's expensive.

The city seems relatively calm, so it shouldn't be so hard to get info about slaves from a broker. Even if sister wasn't sold, it's quite rare for an orc to actually be captured.

*Whatever the sound of a man being thrown out of an alley and bouncing like a stone in a lake makes*

Relatively not so calm.

*The same sound three more times*

Is it some kind of rule in the city to throw your enemy out of the dark place you're fighting  so you are not disturbed?

-What is happening here!?

Or not.

-Mister guard! Great timing, I've just found another gang, these are the weary crows. Could you get some man to help me get then all to the post so I can get my reward?

-You,  you are mister Aki? The one that's recently passed the test for consultory and bounty hunting inside the city with the new record?

-That's me.

-I am sorry for yelling earlier sir! *bows* I shall get reinforcements!

-Don't worry, don't worry. I just started helping  because the captain asked for some help. Hahahaha!

That was definitely a treat, wasn't it? "Go fast or I will tell the captain". That guy seems dangerous so let's…

"Young orc, why are you in this city? No need to worry about your illusion, it was just too weak to fool me. Now, depending of how you answer I may actually help you or sell you out, so think well."

FUUUUUCK!

"I am here to save my sister senior."

I am already fucked anyway, might as well try my luck or I will have to activate…

"Sister? You mean Ashaka?"

"That's her! Could senior help me?"

"More like, I can take you to her right now. Just bring me some coffee and we will go. Ask for some butter in the cup too."

Suspicious, far too suspicious. But I doubt he will simply take me out considering he went out of his way to talk instead of exposing me and if I turn unconscious that will activate, so it's better to get some clues now.

(The coffee took two minutes)

-Grandma was right, this tastes better. Come, she is down at the that building looking for loot. Also, she is technically not a slave, nor have I drugged her without her consent, nor forced her into sex or something she considered offensive  or humiliating. No, she did not start doing drugs out of the blue, I was high because of an experimental drug and she asked for some too.

-What the…

-BAKH! *tackle hug* You runned away for me!

-MY BONES!

-Oops, sorry, but any girl would be touched by something like that.

*Coof coof *

-She is actually right, but here, let me heal you.

At this point the boy was already 140 cm,  brown skinned, had a lean and muscular figure and could still be mistaken as a human. His black hair was short and cut like a normal… like a girl actually. If you ignored the fact that he had a jacket and no shirt, it was quite easy to mistake his gender and his other features actually got a lot more of attention.

-You two really look alike if you ignore his expressionless.

-You're not one to talk.

-It's forced and you know it.

-Sure…

-Anyway! I will go grab the loot and you two  talk.

-Thanks.

-Who is that?

-That's Aki, the guy who kidnapped me and did lots of things I won't ever forget to my bo… *High voltage current passing through one's body, please wait*

-Sis!!!

-I'm ok, he is just being a baby. I think he told you, but he is actually quite respectful, that was just because I was going to joke a little. Nothing really happened. Really, we sleep on the same room but he sleeps on a mattress on the floor and I on the bed.

-Why is everyone talking something like that to me?

-Because even I know that I am beautiful and would be sold as a sex slave normally. Aki is just…  very much like you actually. He believes in finding true love, respect, decisive action against enemies and warmth to one's friends, it's just that he is pretty much crazy too.

-What is his level? Does he have any weaknesses?

-He is a rank two mage and just advanced as a fighter. Obviously though he can defeat me for whatever reason. If I'd had to point any weaknesses it'd be that he can't seem to find a woman even while actively looking for one, but if you're asking on how to defeat him, them you'd need someone rank 5,because he should be able to run from a rank 4.

-I will go and…

-Neither the chief nor anyone would come for me even if you make a vow to stay there and you know it. It's ok, I am living happily here. I started eating this sweet called cake daily, we hunt monsters together with one of his students, I even made friends with a blacksmith.

-I know, but I believe I can take you out of here with the right preparation.

-Even the city lord can't go against this guy anymore, but he is no villain! I swear by the heavens and earth, I am happy here.

-Sister, you…

-Am serious, yeah. There are a lot of guys bugging around, but that's the least of my problems.

And she is totally fine with her comrades death because she never really had friends or cared that soldiers died.

*sigh* -Fine. I will tell you one of my secrets than sister, if you still want to stay than it's fine.

-If it's that you are a reincarnated being, then I already know. Aki is far smarter than me, yes that was an order of his for my speech. He also said he wanted to talk to you about something. Isn't that great? We can both train with a lot of resources now!

-I don't plan to be anyone's slave sister. I will remain in… Ghah!

-That was also an order, sorry, but it's all going to be ok. Now stop that smug smile and let's go you shithead!

-Didn't I have a expressionless face? Are you a mind magician? *teleports* Anyways, hello kid, I don't know your original nationality but I guess it's ok if we skip the introductions. I am actually someone that was transported here instead of reincarnated, but we are basically in the same situation, so let's work together as fellow earthlings. I will release the restraint in your soul now, so behave and no need to use that black bead, which I don't want by the way.