Chapter 11 Level UP!
It's been a few days since Hua Meili started her self-cultivation to becoming a Master revered by all and hated by many!
Today is also the same as any other day, holding a book in her hand she started learning how to make Talismans.
Being the genius she was, she was 'not' trying very hard to learn the "How to Learn Making Talismans for Beginners" for her future Master's profession.
Though genius she may claim, learning how to make Talismans is very hard. One single mistake could destroy or downgrade the Talisman that she was making.
As they say "No pain, No gain".
Hua Meili practiced her seemingly chicken scratch-like calligraphy on an ordinary paper since she doesn't have the yellow paper that Talisman cultivators used to create talismans.
Anyway, she is still practicing, so using an ordinary paper should be enough.
But thinking about it, maybe she really needed those yellow papers.
So, without further ado, she ordered her handsome smexy black shadow, Mu Hexin to buy some for her.
If he asks, where?
She also doesn't know!
Anyway, it's his job to find it for her! She is a rich kid!
Spoiled and beautiful!
'I don't get it. Why does the paper need to be yellow? Does the power have to do with the color?'
After practicing making Talismans, Hua Meili decided to practice her Martial Arts to level her Level up a bit.
With a little hard work here and there, she made it move a little upward with 5 points.
'F*ck, when will I level it up to 2 when I can only Level it up by 5 in 100!!'
She cursed with a dark face as she stared at the Progress bar.
Sighing, she falls back to her bed with aching muscles.
Practicing Martial Arts really strained her, not only physically but also mentally.
Now, remembering her previous life as she read those extremely well-made novels and manga with their awesome overpowered protagonist kicking here and there extremely made her feel jealous!
Why do they make it seem like practicing Martial Arts is as easy as seeing cabbages and killing chickens?!
But when she tried doing the same, she felt like her whole being is crumbling and her soul slipping away.
Why does the protagonist have it so easy while she an ordinary "genius" girl has to slave herself away just to practice Martial Arts?!
Even stud MLs had it easier than her!
With a wave of his hand, he can summon wind and rain!
Strolling in a park and he can pick up a treasure!
Sleeping with a woman and he can be cured of his illness!
What the fuck are this protagonist and stud MLs?!
Why do they have life as easy as 1,2, 3?!
I really should have been transmigrated into a man's body!
Maybe, when I transmigrated for the first time, I will meet a handsome Gong who would sweep me off my feet away and would do all the work for me!
Practicing and practicing is shit!
Okay, fine! I get it!
Being born a woman is a curse and bad luck!
She'll just go on her way and practice very hard till she drops dead, like some Cannon Fodder who dies a miserable death in the end because her crush saves a lovely man than her!
While they have their happy ending, she on the other hand will be shredded to pieces and become an ugly Mutant with a missing arm and leg!
Her face hideous than the killer clown, her intestines coming out from her stomach like spaghetti strands, and growling like a retarded fool who was illiterate and could only groan all day and night!
Fuck me!
"What the hell am I even thinking about?!"
Hua Meili screamed awake from her nightmare shooting up. Cold sweats rolled down her forehead.
"The hell! Why did I dream about becoming a Zombie than marrying a handsome man and having little radishes while touring the world on the way? Is this a premonition? No, I'm scaring myself!"
Hua Meili nervously laughed as she laid back down on the bed.
"Ha ha! Such a scary dream..."
After laughing for a while, Hua Meili tried to sleep.
Word, tried.
Waking up the next day, Hua Meili looks at her face in the mirror.
She looked pretty haggard, her eyebags big and her face pale.
She really did not have a good night's sleep last night.
Every time she closes her eyes, she will always think about becoming a Zombie because of being either bitten while fighting, pushed and being bitten, stomped on and being bitten, falling from a building then bitten and being ganged up on by Zombies and eaten!
Seriously! What's up with her dreams?!
Why do all the endings she had in her dream end up with her being brutally eaten by Zombies?
Does the Dream Master have something against her?!
Did she offend someone high above without her knowing?
If not, then why is she having so many creepy dreams?
Breathing deeply, she could only keep on practicing her Martial Arts, Swordsmanship, and Talisman making hoping to be efficient on it until finally somehow, she maxed it out with a little price to pay.
Being proficient with her skills would mean that she won't die so easily and fulfill her prophetic dream.
Status Menu
Name: Hua Meili
Gender: Female
Age: 17
Level: 1
EXP: (0/100)
MP: (0/0)
HP: (100/100)
(Skills)
Martial Arts (Beginner Max) Level up to Level 5 to start Martial Arts for Rookies
Talisman (Rookie)
Swordsmanship (Rookie)
Black Shadows (2))
(Inventory)
'Yes! Rookie, thank goodness! Now all I need is to f*ck*ng Level up my unmovable Level that stays at Level 1!'
"How do I level up? There are no zombies so I can't level up!"
Hua Meili messed her hair exasperated.
How does she level up before the Apocalypse? This is really hard!
There are no Zombies here or any other Mutants, should she just go and beat someone up?
[Host, do not worry! I know Host can do it!!] XiaoXiao cheered its downcast Host.
"Thanks, XiaoXiao!"
Hua Meili wryly smiled at the System. Hearing its cheer somehow made her happy.
It's really great having someone by your side!
Well, thinking about someone, a face of a man flashed into her mind.
"I think I'll just go and visit Cheng ge!"
Thinking about her cute shou, Hua Meili immediately brightened up and quickly run downstairs to look for her foolish shou.
Hua Meili ran down the hallway excited to see her Cheng ge, when she made a turn in the hallway she bumped into a wall!
Welp... bump into a person.
Looking up, her face darkened.
'Shit just got shittier! Did I step on a shit!'
"Zhong ge.....!"