I can what?
« While we wait for Bobbert to bring me some coffee let's see how your genes react to the modification»
« The last one to call me Bobbert was my mama, sir»
Oh, he can see that real time? Bravo to technology.
« Incredible! Your genes show more elasticity than plastic. This.... This.....»
I wonder when will I get out of here. I need to make some cringy jokes.
« Never mind, so let me explain this simply to you. Although your genes are very elastic there is a limit to how much you can stress them before you become another puddle of meat.
First let's decide your race. Do you prefer more endurance and strength or speed? Blink accordingly.»
I was never really the speedy type.
" Blink "
« Excellent. I believe reptilian would suit you, since their scales could provide you with a lot of protection.»
Oh god, I wonder how inhuman will I become.
« You could go of course for the mammalian route but that would be boring. Moving on.»
HEY. Wait a sec-
« Next up you get to choose super powers! Yay... Good for you.. Now this part is a liiittle more difficult but don't you worry. By that I mean that you can't exactly obtain superpowers. They are abstract ideas.
That's why I will need you to concentrate reaaally hard and imagine the power that you would like to have.
Meanwhile I will eject you with a special syrup to help you. By the way you might not be able to hear me clearly. Don't worry. If you feel something is wrong blink rapidly four times. Ok? Oh, and don't forget, nothing too spectacular alright?»
WAIT A MINITE. I CAN HAVE WHAT?
Ok. Since I came this far, I have to finish this.
Deep breaths sheng. Breath those bubbles in. You are the man.... da beast. You don't have to fear noth-
« If you are finished we will begin! Booob! Bring me the C-3!»
« Of course, sir», said a smiling Bob
Ok. I guess I gotta relax.
« Keep in mind the powers you want to get, and you will know when you get it. You will also f...l wh..n ...u ha... ..o s...p...»
Oh boy am I tripy... here ...
Here we go...
Oh, I feel like I am dreaming yet not quite. I should focus before I wake up
Let's see.... if I were a giant monster what would I like to have....
Oh, how come I didn't think of that? If I am a reptilian I MUST have a fiery breath.
HGNH..... Ahem... Hopus copus fiery brethocus....?
Nah, stahp it sheng. Ok....ok...fo...cu...sss....
« OH MY GOD, BOOBBE! QUICKLY call the board tell them that phase two start.... succes.....y... Oh m... .....d he di.... ....t»
Ugh. Too much noise...
Next...
...If I have armor, I must be able to use it to the maximum.... so I guess I should be able to create weapons from my scale....
Phew.... focus....
«!!!!!»
... Also.... also.... I ....I ... Yes.... I should be able to eject my scales at high velocity....
Mhmmm...
«.....Ahahaha....ha.»
Hmmmm..... increased regeneration never hurt anyone....
«....»
And... Hmmmm..... meene ...mine.....mo I want... how about venom?..... yeah that sounds good...
« HEY ....AN YOU HEAR ME IN T...RE?»
Hmm...?
« Listen if you are willing to work for the company with your own free will and do some extra chores for us, we could eject you with a more potent version of the drug so you can obtain more superpowers! If you agree blink twice.»
Oh my god, what is this mustached man talking about. I guess more superpowers never hurt anyone....before.
" Blink "
" Blink "
« Son, you made the right choice »
Owwwww... now I feel as if I am ascending to the heavens.....
*Meanwhile :London: *
The birth of a hero!
Reports say that in london a self-proclaimed hero, with superpowers has taken the mantle of protecting as at night! Hooray!
:Beijing:
«Zhang what is that»
[ Don't be afraid children, we are here to help you protect your world....]
:Greece:
« WE, THE CHILDREN OF CHAOS WELCOME THE RETURN OF OUR GREAT LORD »
« HAAA » « HAAA » « HAAA »
:Sweden:
«Hey logan, haven't you heard the news?
The monster hunters might be needed again»
*Athena industries*
This.....stuff.... sure is .... stro...ng..
MORE...POWER....
AGHH....
*Outside the capsule*
«Ron can you believe that? We are watching history being made! Science advancing! It's....
It is unbelievable.»
« Truly, sir. Emm sir, is that normal?»
« Wha-. Mister P, what are you doing here.»
« Ensuring the interests of the company are met... mister Erick. Now give me a seat and enjoy the show.»
« What? Mister P what did you do? Wh- »
« It's starting. Mwahaha »
Eric : ( Oh no, his DNA is being modified at extreme rates. ...His heart mutated.... his lungs ... his blood system.... his muscles... skin.... abdominal cavity..... neurons... senses.... and... his.... his spine?)
Eric : ( Oh god please forgive us for creating this monster....)
Mister P « YES.. YEEES ....YEEES.. AHAHAHA....»