Aerintissa

(A/N: Also check out my other fanfics: ‘We Own a Mansion on Mako Island’ and ‘Unagi-Chan in DBZ’.  I try to keep a certain extent of variety between my different fanfics, so the same reader might like one of them but hate another one (lol~). While I really just write for the fun of it, I do enjoy reading the comments from the audience. It makes me wanna keep writing! Therefore, xie xie~)


Xin Yue, a less-than-average looking, genius otaku from earth, woke up after fainting during a worldwide power outage only to find herself in a totally strange world. That is, until she realized that the world she was in was actually the world she was most familiar with... the Naruto world, from her favorite anime. 

“Well this is unexpected. Ehhh, what’s with my body... why’s it so sexy???” 

‘DING! Replying to creator, your soul has transmigrated into a different body. Previous body has been scrapped in space-time warp.’

“Oh, so that’s it. Wait- EEEEHHHHHHH?!?!?”
*whispers in wonder* “Legendary system-kun, is that you....?”

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In other words, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!!!

New Moonrise Over Naruto World

I squinted at the upgraded Sassnugget. 


*…my Queen, I humbly request a name change.*


Hm?? "Haaaa?! Do you not LIKE the name I gave you???"


*(sweatdrops) No, it's not that… apologies my Queen, I only thought it would fit the occasion.*


What's the occasion, the audience friends ask? Dear little Sassnugget has grown up into a wonderful Android this Queen can be slightly less disappointed in~!


I sighed. "I see. You do have a point. Consider this my coming-of-android gift to you, my precious Sassnugget."


I smiled kindly at my upgraded humanoid system. "Of course~ I simply can't bear to say no to my precious system. Let's see… NARUTO COM'MERE FOR A SEC~~"


The dusty orange ninja trudged over. "Yuiii-neesaaaannn! When can I go back to Konohaaaa???"


"…Naruto-kun, stop whining. You'll never grow up to be a big boy if you don't drink your wine— PTUI incorrect. Don't do that. I meant if you keep whining."


"But the dust turned my jacket dark red!!! It used to be so bright and orange… and now—!!"


I nodded. "Yes~ it's truly quite an improvement! Maybe if I leave you here for a few more years, you'll actually start to look decently presentable…"


Little whiskers bowed fearfully and said, "How may I serve you, oh great queen of awesomeness?"


I nodded in satisfaction. "I need you to give this thing a name," I explained while pointing at Android Sassnugget. 


'Hm?' I squinted. 'Oh, I thought this brat just awakened Tenseigan but it turns out he's just excited. What a shiny blue~' 


"YEAHHH! I get to name the hemorrhoids!!! Yay yay yay yay…"


…Oi, don't bounce around on your *ss like that. You'll be the one to end up with hemorrhoids. Plus the cave is starting to crumble. Stop. 


*sigh* "So? You heard the kid, Hemorrhoids. Do you like your new name~? Wanna back out yet~~?"


*SASSNUGGET LOVES THE NAME SASSNUGGET AND SASSNUGGET WILL NEVER FORSAKE SASSNUGGET'S NAME SASSNUGGET EVER AGAIN!*


"…alright alright, don't wear the name Sassnugget out too quickly, Sassnugget. You'll regret not changing Sassnugget to Hemorrhoids if you keep shouting 'Sassnugget, Sassnugget!!!' So just give Sassnugget a rest."


Ouch my head. I sighed while massaging my forehead. 'The echo in this cave is too noisy…'


"Right then, Naruto-kyuuun~ it's time to go so stop destroying the cave with your *ss and get ready to Kamui over to Konoha," I said. 


*twitch* Ah, my poor stressed eyebrows. "I'M LEAVING YOU HERE IF YOU DON'T—!"


Before I could finish, I felt like gravity suddenly got heavier. 


"…That's better. Cling for dear life, little Naruto-kun. I think it's fair to warn you that the first stop on the Kamui express is the open ocean. Enjoy the trip~~"


Kyuubi: "NOOOO! F*CK THIS BRAT I'm about to die because of his idiocy!!!"


Three hours later, gates outside Konoha…


"…hear what? Aren't you just imagining things, Kotetsu?"


Suddenly, a certain kamui portal opened up just outside the gates of Konoha, and a heart-wrenching, earth-shattering, tragic scream echoed throughout the village. 


'This idiot.' I sighed. "Shut up, baka. You're scaring the village."


Naruto: "Huh? I'm alive…" *sob sob sob*


I shook my head and directly kamui'ed to Kakashi's living room. 


However, I never could've prepared myself for the completely terrifying and utterly tragic horrors that awaited my queenly self there…
