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A married couple were waiting for their fifteen year old son to come home from a friends house. When he came home, he said to hisparents, "Mom, Dad, I just had sex for the first time ever and it was great!" The mother looks at he husband and siad, "Well, he's your son, you talk to him." and then she left. The man looks at his son and says, "Son I am so proud of you that I am going to buy you that new bike you've been wanting. I just hope you dont mind waiting until payday to get it." the boy looks at his father and says, "I couldn't ride it now anyway, my ass is too sore..."