Burn!

A: My Dick is so big it goes from A to Z!

B: Look at your keyboard...

Son: Mom stop you are not Mom: I made you

A: My dick is so hard.

B: to find

Bitch Girl: It make my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love.

Dude: So who's the lucky guy?

A: Who is this?

B: How does it feel to fuck a second hand pussy that I have smashed 100 times you asshole

A: Like a brand new after the first inch and a half

B: FUCK YOU!