Husband, Wife and a Hospital Appointment 

Husband and wife were sleeping in the bed. The husband started to rub his wife's arms gently, and tried to have sex with her.

The wife said, "Well, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow. I need to stay clean and fresh."

Disappointed husband turned to the other side and tried to sleep. After 10 minutes, he turned to his wife's side and asked her in a slow and creepy voice, "You don't have a dental appointment tomorrow. Do you?"