2 me fav. How about u?...

1. What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?

If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.

2. When 3 people have sex, it's a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it's a twosome.

Now I understand why they call me handsome.

3. "Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"

"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"

"But I don't have a…

4. A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.