The Five-Floor Husband Store

A few women think this is cool and decide to try it out. When they enter in the building, an employee tells them the rules: on each floor there is a door with a list of qualities the men on that floor possess. The women must choose whether to go into that floor to shop or move up to the next floor. Once someone has moved up, they cannot move down again, and if someone enters in a floor, they must buy someone from that floor or leave without purchases. You are only allowed to visit the store once.

The women think this seems reasonable and move up to the first floor, where the sign reads: "The men here are good-looking and have a job" That's nice, they think, but let's see what's above.

On the second floor, the sign reads: "The men here are good-looking, have a well-paying job and like children" Happy to have moved up, the women decide to check out the third floor

Once they go up, they are greeted with a sign that reads: "The men here are good-looking, have a well-paying job, like children and are romantic" They think these are all good qualities in a husband, but want to see what's above

On the fourth floor, the sign reads: "The men here are good-looking, have a well-paying job, like children, are romantic and good in bed" Wow, the women think, imagine what fantastic husbands the last floor must hold! Excited, they go up

On the last floor, the women are met with a sign that reads: "The last floor is empty and only exists to prove that women are fucking impossible to please"