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Step into the world of mirth and merriment with "Rice Joke's," a side-splitting joke book that guarantees endless laughter for readers of all ages! Packed with an assortment of rib-ticklers, puns, one-liners, and witty wordplay, this collection promises to bring joy and cheer to anyone who flips its pages.

Join us on a hilarious journey as we traverse through various topics and settings, from the groan-worthy to the sidesplittingly funny. Each chapter focuses on a different theme, ranging from animals, food, and technology to everyday life, school shenanigans, and beyond.

Discover clever jokes that will have readers grinning from ear to ear, and cleverly crafted puns that are sure to elicit groans and guffaws alike. The novel also features delightful riddles and clever brain teasers that will challenge readers while keeping them entertained.

Whether you're looking to brighten up a dull day or impress friends with your wit, "Rice Joke's" has got you covered. Ideal for parties, family gatherings, and social events, these jokes will surely be the talk of the town!

So, if you're ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey, follow "Rice Joke's" and get ready to laugh your way through this joyous compilation of the finest jokes ever penned. Warning: Excessive giggling and unforgettable punchlines may occur. Reader discretion is not advised!

Rice's Daily Chuckles

Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible. After attracting the bartender's attention, the bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?" Obama says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and…then I rubbed it." "And then…importantly…A genie came out." "The genie said I could have…3 wishes." For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important…I want Michelle to marry me…I love her,…and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted. For my second wish, I said "Like all patriotic Americans, I am deeply patriotic…and I want to be President…of the United States…so I can serve my country." That wish was granted too. And then, for my third wish, I started by saying "Let me be clear…"


Three Wishes