Chapter - 2, Lost?

*In the middle of a forest*

The forest is breathtakingly beautiful, but if any earth botanists were here, they would be unable to recognise any of the plants. Next, to a river which runs through the whole forest, there lies a nude young boy. The boy would be assumed dead if it weren't for the occasional rising and falling of his chest. Nearby an adorable rabbit slowly hops over to the boy before completely ignoring it because rabbits do not give a f*ck. If you asked the inhabitants of this world, you would discover that rabbits are known only for their ability to give zero f*cks about anything including its death. But due to the sound of the rabbit's movements, the young boy slowly woke up.

The young boy attempts to push his hands against the ground to lift his body off the ground, but the excruciating pain causes him to wince for a moment before continuing to move after a muffled grunt of pain. After several minutes of resisting the pain and the urge to pass out and give up, the young boy stood up unsteadily and leaned his back against a tree to make it easier to stay upright.

As the young boy's eyes begin to focus he realises he could see something in his vision that he has never seen before.

Name - Unknown

Title - Reincarnator

STR - 1.00

END - 1.00

AGI - 1.00

INT - 1.00

LCK - 1.00

CHK - 0.00

"Whaaaaat????" exclaimed the young boy as he collapsed to the ground in disbelief.

[Greetings Host, I am a system randomly provided to a random soul that has been randomly transmigrated into another body inside a random universe]

"Whaaaaat????" exclaimed the young boy as he attempted to collapse to the ground in disbelief yet due to the fact he was still on the ground, he was unable to fall any further, so he just stayed on the ground in the same position while mentally falling down again.

[Host can call the system by the name SYS 1000010 1010010 1001111]

"Whaaaaat????" exclaimed the young boy, "Can't I just call you something simpler and easier to say?"

[Of course, you are the host so you may call me whatever you want]

"Okay then, your new name is B.R.O., "So, what features do you have System?"

[I have many features that are currently locked and unavailable, but the current functions available right now are 'Status', 'Inventory' and 'Self Destruct'].

"Well all of those are rather self-explanatory, but Self Destruct sounds rather pointless," said the young boy with a tone full of confusion

[Self destruct will destroy me after host dies or will me to self destruct, so as, long as host continues to live, the self destruct feature will continue to be pointless]

"Quick question B.R.O., why do you call me Host and not by my name?" asked the young boy towards the system

[Host has not informed me of his name, therefore the system cannot call you by your name as I do not know it]

"Okay then, hmm, I suppose my name shall be Jake, mmh yeah, B.R.O. from now on call me by Jake and for now, no last name" (as the author can't be bothered thinking of one)

[Status Updating]

{ Name - Unknown = Name - Jake}

[Status Updated]

"Now before I forget, WHERE THE HELL AM I AND HOW AM I STILL ALIVE!?"

This day was one of many where the legend of rabbits not giving a single f*ck about anything continued to affect the lives of all non-rabbit species.