Questions

After celebrating with my friends and family, I took a quick shower in the locker room and headed for the press conference as I was suited up in my all-black Army attire.

Watching the crowd of people all here waiting for me to answer the questions, I smiled at them and asked, "okay, who's asking the first question?" 

"My name is John Berry from ESPN. I have but several questions for you." 

I quickly stopped him and said, "sorry, but I can only answer one question per person. I'm tired and would love to go and celebrate with my friends and family, and the night is not getting any younger".

Everybody there started laughing, but I was dead serious. 

"Okay then, my question is, will you be going to the NBA next season, and how do you feel about that? And also heard rumors about the Olympics. Are you still joining that?"

I looked at this man strangely and said," that was not one question, but three."