First Day Ends
"What a crazy day... So many things have happened..." Max let out a sigh, as it turned out he had ended up skipping his 4th class from passing out, and had to go home.
Max walked through the park with the sun going up this morning.
"I never noticed that their secret hideout would be in a bakery..." Max said as he looked back and saw the girls rushing about around the store.
*Cults usually choose the places that no one thinks they would*
"Yeah, well that makes sense too I guess." Max nodded.
"I'm just surprised it wasn't some shady cave, or a bonfire in the woods..." Max joked.
*Not all cults choose to do rituals in such places where they are bound to be found.*
*You seem to be tired host.*
"Yeah, I sure am right now." Max moved his shoulder around to get out the cramps.
*You should be glad you got so many missions. More rewards, am I right?*
"I guess." Max said and shrugged his arms.
"But my parents are gonna be bugging me about where I have been..." Max sighed.
*Just tell them you were at a party with your friends.*
"You actually said something reasonable for once..." Max's eyebrows rose.
*How Rude!!!*
"Then again, how many rewards do I even have?" Max asked, while ignoring the system.
*2 mission dice, 110 Virgin Points, 2 health potions, 1 chi potion, 1 mana potion*
"Oh nice, can you open the shop interface so I can see what I can buy?" Max asked as he looked at his rewards.
*Opening Cash Shop.*
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~Skills~
-Mortal-
One hundred Pokes - Mortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 5 Virgin Points
(SOLD)Begone Slap - Mortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 5 Virgin Points
(SOLD)Groin Smasher - Mortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 5 Virgin Points
Gas Wave - Mortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 5 Virgin Points
(NEW) Shining Dingus - Mortal Tier Skill (Mana) : 5 Virgin Points
-Immortal-
Horse Stance - Immortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 10 Virgin Points
Lion's Roar - Immortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 10 Virgin Points
Flaming Uppercut - Immortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 10 Virgin Points
-Soul-
Demon's Eyes - Soul Tier Skill (Mana) : 20 Virgin Points
Steel Balls (Chi) - Soul Tier Skill : 20 Virgin Points
Virgin's Willpower (Chi) - Soul Tier Skill : 20 Virgin points
-Holy-
Banana Blast - Holy Tier Skill (Mana) : 40 Virgin Points
Monkey Steals Peaches - Holy Tier Skill (Chi) : 40 Virgin Points
(SOLD)Trap Mode - Holy Tier Skill (Mana) : 40 Virgin Points
-Divine-
Tornado Palm - Divine Tier Skill (Chi) : 80 Virgin Points
9001 Libido - Divine Tier Skill (Mana) : 80 Virgin Points
(NEW) Nut Cracker - Divine Tier Skill (Chi) : 80 Virgin Points
-God-
EXCALIBUR - God Tier Skill (Chi) : 160 Virgin Points
Banana Beam - God Tier Skill (Mana) : 160 Virgin Points
(NEW) Gate Of Dingus - God Tier Skill (Mana) : 175 Virgin Points
~Forms~
Magician Mode - 100 Virgin Points
(Host is empowered by two times and gains a red aura. Host gains higher cognitive ability. Drains 10 Mana per second.)
Wizard Mode - 200 Virgin Points
(Host is empowered by four times and gains a blue aura. Host gains higher cognitive ability. Drains 25 Mana per second.)
Warlock Mode - 300 Virgin Points
(Host is empowered by six times and gains a green aura. Host gains the ability to think of two things at once. Drains 50 Mana per second.)
Sage Mode - 400 virgin Points
(Host is empowered by eight times and gainst a yellow aura. Host gains the ability to think of four things at once. Drains 100 Mana per second.)
Great Sage Mode - 600 Virgin Points
(Host is empowered by 12 times and gains a rainbow aura. Host gains multiple cognition, and reaction speed is quadrupled. Drains 400 Mana per second.)
Virgin God Mode - 1000 Virgin Points
(Host becomes a deity like being, and is enveloped in a white aura. Host gains the ability to kill gods and any higher beings. Drains 1000 Mana per second.)
~Items~
-Consumables-
HP potion - 10 Virgin Points
(Recovers 50 HP)
Mana potion - 10 Virgin Points
(Recovers 50 Mana)
Chi potion - 10 Virgin Points
(Recovers 50 Chi)
One against the world - 1,000 Virgin Points
(Host takes on the entire world's women and must survive a set amount of hours. Big risks, Big rewards.)
One against the universe - 10,000 Virgin Points
(Host takes on the entire universe's women and must survive a set amount of hours. Ridiculous risks, Ridiculous rewards.)
-Weapons-
Newbie Sword - 5 Virgin Points
Adventurer Sword - 25 Virgin Points
Banana Sword - 50 Virgin Points
Demon Rend - 100 Virgin Points
Divinity Blade - 200 Virgin Points
-Armor-
Newbie's leather armor - 10 Virgin Points
Adventurer Armor - 40 Virgin Points
Banana Armor - 70 Virgin Points
Death Armor - 120 Virgin Points
Angel Armor - 240 Virgin Points
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"Everything but the low tier stuff is so expensive!" Max cursed.
*Just roll a mission dice if you feel you need more rewards.*
"Hah... Such a tragedy. You want me to do more missions when I've already had enough..." Max mumbled under his breath.
"Open my stats panel. I want to see what I've got." Max said.
*Confirmed.*
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Name: Max Thruster
Race: Human
Role: Host
Health: 125
Mana: 20
Chi: 50
Stats:
Strength: 14
Agility: 12
Intelligence: 11
Endurance: 13
Willpower: 16
Virgin Points: 110
Skills:
Groin Smasher - Drains 10 Chi per use
Begone Slap - Drains 10 Chi per use
Trap Mode - Drains 2 mana per second.
Important Items:
2 Mission Dice
Forms:
Red Eyes Demon - Drains 10 chi per second.
Description: Conqueror of forceful desires.
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"What a description..." Max didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this system's remarks.
*Host should accept his true self already.*
"Anyway, is there a way I can increase my stats?" Max said, ignoring the system's remark.
*Yes, you can put in Virgin points for stat points.*
"How many?" Max asked.
*10 Virgin points converts into the following.*
*1 point in Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Endurance, or Willpower*
*10 health*
*5 Chi*
*5 Mana*
"What does each stat do?" Max asked.
*Strength increases your muscle power, and how much force you can output from your body.*
*Agility effects your speed and your overall stamina.*
*Intelligence effects how much Mana you can put into an attack, and also how much Mana you can regenerate per second.*
*Endurance increases your overall body integrity, and your defense. It also increases the amount of force you can take before you are moved.*
*Willpower affects how hard you are willing to work for your goals and ideals. It also increases defense against magic and mind attacks. Willpower increases the chance of surviving a one shot hit, and the ability to keep going after taking damage.*
"Huh, seems like some basic video game stats." Max spoke up and nodded.
*You are very simple minded.*
"Shut up!" Max cursed.
"Anyway, let me increase my stats..." Max moved his hand toward the panel and began to click on some of the plus buttons.
"Willpower sounds really overpowered, so..." Max clicked the plus on near the willpower stat.
*20 Virgin points subtracted to add 2 points onto endurance.*
*Endurance is now 18.*
"Then I'll put 20 points each into Mana and Chi since my skills drain so much." Max nodded.
*40 Virgin points subtracted to add 10 points to Mana, and Chi.*
*Mana is now 30*
*Chi is now 60*
*Total Virgin Points left: 50*
"Alright, I'll save the last 50 for an emergency." Max nodded and closed the panel by clicking the X at the top right.
*Host sure is weak.*
"Shut up!" Max cursed.
"I'm pretty strong compared to other students I'll have you know." Max retorted.
*Whatever.*
"What a rude system..." Max shook his head and headed home.
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Max opened the door and put his shoes on the rug.
"I'm home!" Max called.
"Hey Max, Where did you go?" Max's little sister asked, as her little brown pigtails waved in the air.
"Nothing Melony. I was just staying over at a friend's house to get some work done." Max came up with a more logical and civilized excuse than his system.
"Lies..." She stuck out her tongue and blinked her blue eyes while walking back to the couch.
"Welcome home Max. Breakfast is almost ready." His mother nodded and set down a plate on the table.
"Thanks mom" Max said and headed upstairs to put his school bag away.
-Thank god its the weekend.- Max thought in his head, as he walked up the stairs.
"Why did you miss your 4th period?" Max's father asked sternly as he stood at the top of the stairs.
"Uh... Trouble came up." Max said and nodded his head nervously.
"If you found a girlfriend you didn't need to lie." Max's father smiled happily.
"Yea- Huh...?" Max's eyebrows went up.
"That's what it was right? Make sure to bring her over some time." His father smiled proudly.
"Oh... No, I had to go to a friend's house to finish some work." Max spoke, when he suddenly realized that missing 4th period and going to a friend's house to work didn't connect.
"No need to be so nervous! Just bring her over sometime!" His father smiled and patted Max on the back while walking downstairs.
"Uh... Okay..." Max didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he walked into his room and put his stuff away.
-My father sure is desperate for grand kids...- Max cursed in his mind.