Oranges and bananas

"Sir, we will not come tomorrow since you know the students of Delhi Public School have their annual function tomorrow so we too will take it as a holiday, that's it!" Mr. Officer's choice, a spontaneously witty and quite a smug type guy, said this to the management department's lady in the tution.

Now, who could deny the idea of a holiday?

In the school, whenever the teacher has not come and students become crazy chattering as if they have not met for years, and he senses that our witchy principal can arrive at any moment and will punish everyone, he shouts "oyee, keep quite" and every single student in the class turns to him. The shout is similar to that made by the actor in the advertisement of officer's choice beer, hence his name.

But I don't know why Vaish was stuck by psychosis, she called me and shrishti and ruby to tution classes. And, of course, when we reached there, we had no one but our physics teacher. And unfortunately we asked him to help us out from our doubts. Vaish and ruby took almost half of an hour to understand the basic principles behind magnetic flux, though I asked sir to explain it to me.

Our physics teacher has such a cute face, he looks so damn handsome and cute both at once. I was wondering this during the lessons, I had the lessons by heart, more than anyone else could have. But I can't stop myself looking at him, and I've told you the reason, especially when he was sitting really close, we were on the first bench for the first time.

"Are you Muslim?" I asked wonderingly.

"What??..why? No I'm not!" He replied, quite a bit surprised. Ohh..!!! He looks so damn cute when he's surprised.

"But you looks so much like a muslim"

"Well, I've heard this before, I can understand, needa shave my moustache and then I'll be more than similar" he said shying and of course he again looked so damn cute.

We usually have a 2 hour class but, our physics teacher left us within ½hour, he must be bored of stuffing every principle in our brain it was like using a toilet brush. Damn!

We all came on our bicycle except for shrishti. So we decided to leave for Vaish's house and before that we can have some street food, though no one of us had a single penny. We dragged our three bicycles out of the tution stand with shrishti sitting upon my carrier, to the street food stand. Last time we were there on shrishti's birthday and the boy gave us a bonus for free at last, another plate of 'Chat' as a gift for her from him. This time we told him that we'll pay for the snakes any other day, since no one had money. He agreed happily, he's such a nice person, perhaps the best 'Pani Puri wala' in the world and so friendly and generous, I tell you he deserves much more than being just a snack seller.

"Can anyone eat Chinese oranges?"

Vaish freaked out laughing.

"I don't thing Chinese boobs will be different"

" This time I meant to the edible orange vaish" I said amusingly.

" Well it's good you never asked me to taste Chinese banana or I was as good as dead" she said and laughed even more that her stomach began to hurt.

This is one of our codes, dirty one, oranges means boobs and bananas means, yeah you guessed it, penis!

"I challenge you! You cannot even eat a single orange out of that Chinese oranges tree, I think it's hybrid and not Chinese, anyways!"

The nursery department is serious about its rules and I thought they won't let us in.

" Umm...can we enter?" Vaish asked after five minutes of our state of confusion about whether we should enter or not.

They however asked us to remain in the safe areas and not to disturb the snakes nearby. I rushed to the rabbits reared by them, and then to the fish tank.

We rushed to the oranges in the left and since there were so many of them I plucked one and put it in my bag.

We enjoyed the views going deeper in the nursery even though we were not allowed, no one was watching us but Vaish remained out since she is afraid of snakes. We kept on exploring it and shrishti found a plant which she thought her mother will be pleased to see, she uprooted it for her. It's allowed.

"Do you guys want to taste Chinese oranges?" The Gardner asked us and pointed to the orange orchard. We rushed there, plucked miniature oranges and stuffed them in our mouths. But within a second, all began vomitting the oranges out. And stared.

"What? I told you it's a challenge!" I told them.

I grabbed the oranges from them and stuffed it into my mouth, eating it.

They were all surprised.

"It's not possible! They're so sour and bit bitter. How can you eat them?" Shrishti asked me.

"They're best for me" I replied.