Dark Humor saves the day

After Marco killed the Spider Princess, the flames that almost reached the King and the Queen Ant stopped and vanished, the Queen Ant struggled a bit before she broke her bindings, then she helped the king to get out from the slightly burned spider silk.

*Slam*

Alice: Where's the mon...ster…

She slammed down the door with her tail and looked around, before noticing the Spider Princess with Magnus on her head, stuck on the ground.

Alice: Oh…

The King stood up and smiled gratefully.

Grangold King: ...Thank you, Marco. Thanks to you, this country was saved again.

Marco: Well, I REALLY hate spiders, so this is the least I could do here…. Apparently the other Spiders are gone, too…

Alice: Yeah, they are leaving.

Alice checked outside, seeing the spiders leaving the town in group.

Marco: Now, before we can continue to talk, I'll take a short leave and change my clothes…

Marco took Magnus from the Spider Princess' skull and walked outside with his backpack.

[Later]

With new pants and underwears, Marco got back to the group, and noticed that the King was holding a paper, while there was a carrier pigeon standing on his shoulder.

Marco: What's over there?

Grangold King: A letter from the Imperial Court of Sabasa…

Then he opened the letter and read.

Grangold King: Yes… It appears as though what's happening here is the same all over the world.

"We must all unite in a fixed defensive posture before the attackers can regroup and attack again." ...I agree completely. To that end… He proposed a summit of all the world leaders in the short future. As expected of the Sabasa King, the scale of his ideas are grand…

Events in the world seem to be moving at an incredible rate. As the Sabasa King says, we must unite together. I shall do my duty as King to protect my people. Maco, please fight together with us!

Marco: What the fuck am I doing the entire time, making a cake?

Queen Ant: We should confront this crisis in solidarity as well, but… With our race separated into different regions and tribes based on race and family group, I wonder if such a dream is ever possible…?

Marco: We will think later, first I have other places to save, bye.

Alice: I'm hungry…

Marco: No one gives a fuck.

Marco dragged Alice away, towards Diane, and hopped on her back.

Marco: Diane, go to the Succubus Village.

Diane: Kweh!

Then they flew in the sky, Marco was looking at where the Succubus Village was, before he noticed his sight getting a bit distorted, and just realized that he was taking deep breaths. He worked the entire day, it should be normal that he was tired, at least things were almost done, if he fell down in a fight then he's done…

Alice: Are you alright?

Marco: Yeah… We are almost done, be ready.

Alice: Yes!

[Later]

They landed in the Succubus Village, and saw a strange sight.

Villager 1: Ah…

Villager 2: Haa…. Urhg…

The entire male population were laying on the ground, moaning. Their faces were bright red, and it seems like they're just extremely excited.

Marco: What the- URHG!!

Marco face turned completely red and felt weakness washing over his body, his heart started to beat incredibly fast, and kneeled in the ground.

Alice: Marco! Are you al-

Marco: STOP!!

Marco took deep breaths and didn't even turned around, his voice made Alice stop her movements.

Marco: Don't touch me…

*Ding*

*Warning: Status: Abnormally aroused*

*Unable to cure*

*Cause: It's a passive status.*

*Solution: Destroy the cause of the passive status, "Great Barrier of Babylon"*

Alice: Wha-

Marco: It's a magic… Look up…

Alice did as he said and her eyes widened when she noticed a giant dark magic circle.

Alice: Could this… It's the prohibited art, Great Barrier of Babylon… Marco! Use the Chakra Gate to lessen the effects!

Marco did as she said and used the Chakra Gate, he didn't felt anymore the excitement of before, but he still had a load to shoot out, and he could still feel a bit aroused.

Marco took deep breaths and tried to calm down, but Alice came to him and said.

Alice: Let it out, I'll drink it.

Marco: Huh?

Alice pushed Marco around, making him face the sky and the magic barrier, then she lowered his pants before stuffing his trembling and fully erect dick in her small mouth, she teased it a bit with her tongue and Marco immediately came in her throat.

Marco gritted his teeth in pleasure while Alice was slowly gulping his cum, even with one load, Alice's tiny stomach was almost full, she took out the dick from her mouth and smirked.

Alice: For now my stomach is alright…

Marco: Fuuu...

Marco relaxed and took deep breaths, even if he was slightly aroused, it wasn't a problem for him and stood up, the Chakra Gate helped weakening the effects on him.

Marco: Thanks, Alice…

Alice: It was better for me than for you, you don't need to thank me. We need to be careful, if we leave the barrier alone, all the men of the village will slowly ejaculate to death.

Marco: Yeah… Go hide yourself for now.

Alice did as he said, trusting his words. Suddenly, some light footsteps came towards Marco, revealing a loli succubus in a black nurse outfit, she had black stockings, black wings and tail and was carrying a giant syringe, she had white hair and purple big eyes.

Naccubus: It's time for a checkup! Does anyone here still have leftover energy?

Marco was in the ground, faking the arousal, and used the Chakra Gate to attract her attention.

Naccubus: Oh? That's a lot of energy! You must be a traveler!

She reached for Marco with a happy smile on her face.

Naccubus: Now turn around so I can get everythi-!

A chakra arm appeared from Marco's back and impaled the Naccubus through her abdomen, shocking her. Speechlessly, she glowed and turned into a bat.

Marco stood up and dusted off his clothes, Alice came from her hiding place and said.

Alice: We need to hurry up.

Marco: Yeah… You go to north, I'll pick south.

Alice: Yes!

Then Alice and Marco separated themselves, Marco turned into a nearby corner and guess who was there?

The Imp from the Monster Lord's Castle with her friends! One of them had purple hair and horns pointed upwards, she had black big eyes and wore small clothes, unlike the first imp, she had zero boobs and had blue wings, the last one had white long hair and red eyes with black scleras, she wore orange clothes and had orange wings.

Imp: Hyaa! The man from before! Why is he here!? I haven't finished my revenge special training yet either…

Marco: God help me… 'Maybe punch Illias too…'

Imp: Hey, do you know what that thingy in the sky is? It's kinda scary…

Marco: …

Imp: But I won't give up! I have reliable friends with me!

Remi: He...Heh...Y...Ye...ah…

Rumi: Uhm…

Marco: ...Bu.

Imp/Remi/Rumi: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!

All three of them ran away from fear, while Marco sighed in exasperation.

Marco: What am I doing of my life…

And at that moment, Alice's voice was telepathically sent to his mind.

Alice: Marco, can you hear me!?

Marco: You found her?

Alice: Yes… She's in the Mayor's house! Hurry up, I can't stop her with this current body of mine!

Marco: Got it!

Marco then sprinted to the Mayor's house

[Meanwhile]

Two succubi were slammed into a wall, they were the Chief and the Elder Succubus.

Chief: Kyaa!

Elder Succubus: Urgh…

At the other side, there was a long black haired succubus with orange eyes, she wore only a black bra, gloves, panties and stockings, her tail and wings were black too, everything else was naked.

Eva: Sheesh, how pathetic. Are the leaders of Succubus Village really this weak?

Chief: Urgh… Who are you…?

Eva: Just a weak succubus not even worthy of a greeting from big shots like you two. A low ranking underling whose troubles didn't warrant your attention! I disguised myself as a human and managed to survive by frantically feeding on semen whenever I could!

All dreaming that this day would come…!

Chief: Ugh…

Eva stomped on the fallen Chief's face and laughed.

Eva: But it's different now… Black Alice saw my potential. I'll never have to feed on your leftovers, from now on, you will be the one scraping up my leftove-

*Crash*

The wall of the house was slammed down, and Marco in the Chakra Gate appeared, Alice appeared at his side.

Alice: Sheesh… So you made it in time? I was just about to use the word of dispel, too.

Eva: Heh… So you're the famous Sinner Marco, huh? A feast the former Me would never have been able to taste.

She said those words while looking up and down with a leering smile.

Marco: And you will not be able to taste even if you are 3 times stronger than now.

Marco reared back a fist and threw it at her, she countered with her own fist, when they connected, they created a small shockwave. Then they reared their other fist…

Eva: Come, Gnomaren!

She summoned her earth spirit, while Marco summoned his, and they connected again, creating a bigger shockwave than before, which sent Alice some steps back.

Eva: You will not survive this other hit! Gnomaren! Full power!

She got even stronger than before, and threw a third punch, while Marco just entered the Kurama Gate and deactivated Gnome, before throwing his third fist at her.

When they connected, this time Eve was flung with a broken arm to the wall, making a hole, and then she crashed in the ground, surrounded by debris.

She glowed and turned into a bat, then Marco and Alice looked up, noticing that the magic barrier was still active.

Alice: Tch… It is in automatic mode… It's using the energy it draws up from the villagers to maintain itself… What a horrible technique. We need to cure the erotic state of these villagers so that the barrier stops getting energy.

Marco: Alright, what's the worst that could happen… Hey you, wake up.

Marco patted an old villager…

Villager 1: Wah… I love teens! Uhhhgg!

The villager ejaculated as Marco touched his shoulder.

Marco: FUCK!

He immediately backed away and ran towards a random house to clean the imaginary filth on his hands with water. When he turned back, he saw Alice unable to do anything good…

Alice: Tsk… We can't do anything…

Marco: ...I want to try something… Ahem…

Then he raised his voice and said.

Marco: What never eats but it's still alive? The children in Gold Port [AN: Africa]

*Ding*

*27300/??? saved.*

Villagers: Urgh…

They groaned when they heard the "Slightly" dark joke, and woken up from their trance.

Villager 1: What the fuck man?

Villager 2: That's evil!

Marco: Shut up, you are awake thanks to it.

The Chief and the Elder Succubus were able to stand up and got out from their homes, when they noticed the current state of the village, they smiled.

Chief: Thank you, Marco. Thanks to you, everyone here was saved.

Marco: Whatever, I'll take my leave…

Disinterested as always, Marco left with Alice and traveled to Gold Port on Diane's back…

[SPECIAL QUESTS]

1st. Achieve coexistence between Monsters and Humans

2nd. Kill Illias

3rd. Return to Lucifina's grave

4th. Visit every places in Illias Continent, Sentora and Hellgondo

5th. Make Alice happy

[EVENT QUEST]

1st. Kill Illias

2nd. Save as many people as possible: [27300/???]

3rd. Defeat or Kill Promestein

4th. Defeat or Kill Black Alice

5th. [Optional] Kill as many angels as possible: [32/???]