Sugarsnow

Su Lan was what people called a hermit. In her life she had no goal and no motivation whatsoever. Her life goal was to live a normal life and favorite pass time was to eat, sleep, and play on her computer. But everything changed when she accidentally pressed an ad of an online game. 

The next thing she knew her life changed. One pit after another waited for her to fall. Until even with her gentle nature she finally flipped out as she declared to fight her way to get her hermit....cough cough...peaceful life back.

The Mysterious and Unbelievable Game

Su Lan: "Sigh...what did I ever do to deserve this...."


Su Lan: "Pom Pom, do you at least know a way I can have this body's memories so I know who is trying to kill her."


Pom Pom: (Unrolls and quickly nods his muddy head.)


Pom Pom: (Runs back to his broken egg shell and pulls out a jade stone.) "This body is also yours. Medicine god wanted to make sure you will come here safely if he still missing 3 thousand years later which, is the limit the 7 gods can leave their place without having the world start to breakdown." 


Su Lan: (In her mind) In other words, that old geezer planned this out 3 thousand years ago to throw his job at me while he goes partying outside!!!


Medicine god degrading level in Su Lan's speech and mind:


Great (50x) Grandfather -> Great (50x) Grandpa -> Ancient old man -> That old!!! -> Old geezer.


Pom Pom (continues): "He divide your soul into two and left one part in this world and another in your world. After your soul here feels that the time limit medicine god put is here it will pull your soul into this world. Before medicine god left, he made his angel assistant leave a jade stone here which can aid you to merge both souls again and have both memories." 


Su Lan: (Glance at the muddy jade stone in Pom Pom's paws.  Walks over and lift Pom Pom and the jade to the sink). 


Su Lan: "Pom Pom, how do you use this jade stone?" 


Pom Pom: (Currently being dried by a blow dryer) "Woof?" (Unable to hear her).


Su Lan: (Finished cleaning up Pom Pom, the jade stone and muddy floor.)


Su Lan takes Pom Pom to her bedroom and sits down onto the bed. She puts Pom Pom next to her on the bed and puts the jade stone on her forehead. Once the jade stone touches her head she fainted in a white light. Before she fainted her thoughts were "I knew something like this would happen thank god this time I fainted on the bed and not by bumping my head."


Chapter 6: Finally Someone Responsible (Part 1)