The Beginning

May 19th 2018 11:30 AM

It was a very sunny day like no other as the rays of light breached through the blinds of an apartment. It slowly woke up a man laying down on his bed hugging a Sak*ra body pillow with a onahole attached to it, drool running down his face as he lazily opened his eyes.

This man is Wu Sukong avid otaku, light novelist, and a grade A virgin.

As I woke up from the rays of sunlight I realized I'm still hugged up to my Sak*ra pillow with my lower member standing at full attention still in an onahole, as I start to pull out and get ready to go to the publishers over my new novel I hear a *DING* from my phone. I hurriedly run to try to grab it to see if it's from the boss I slam my pinky toe on to the edge of my shelf I could only think of one thing to say at that moment.

"FUCK"

As I stand on one leg with my foot in both hands I start to soothe out the pain I remember my phone rang.

As I grab my phone to see who it's from, I see it's from my favorite light novel Douluo Dalu I quickly unlock my phone to read it only to find out that it's on hiatus I drop my phone and, fall into the *ORZ* position.

As I stand up and grab my phone I start walking into my office to print of my new novel; Harem of the Heavens.

As it's being printed I go to take a shower before heading out to the publishers I quickly rinse my body and brush my teeth and put on my suit and tie I hear that my novel is finally done printing, I grab my suitcase and put my freshly printed novel into a folder I slip my shoes on but before I left I make one quick look into the mirror to make sure I'm presentable.

I stand in front of the mirror and start admiring my self I'm 29 years old standing at 6'3 inches tall deep blue eyes like the ocean I have a somewhat muscular build from weight lifting in my off days, as I see my self I can only think of one thing.

"Damn I look good now let's start this day".