Scarring Flander
As we were walking through the city being dragged around by Xiao Wu from shop to shop we decided to take a break at a dumpling restaurant
Wu-"I wonder why grandmaster got us to go to this academy called Shrek?"
Tang-"I'm sure teacher has his own ideas I mean he said that the academy only accepts monsters and me and you count as one and brother Wu ain't human so it all works out just fine"
Sukong-"Little brother it sounds like you just made a smart remark I guess you'll get double the normal training routine when we settle in at the academy or you can take one punch from me which do you choose?"
As I leak an evil grin at his deathly paled face
San-"I'll take d..d..double training from you"
Wu-"Look at what you did you scared him how could you do that I still have nightmares from a watching your normal training routine"
As she shudders from remembering my regular exercise of 50 kilometer run with 100 kg in each arm and leg and 50 in the chest and 10,000 push ups pull ups and sit ups before doing a 25 kilometer jog
Sukong-"Don't worry you won't be getting that you'll only get half that but you have 12 hours to finish it or you take 2 punches from me, waiter an order of 100 pork and chicken dumplings and a mug of your best ale"
As our food is served me and Tang San immediately dig in as our bodies have been enhanced by physical training making us eat more than the fat phoenix of Shrek as we devoured all the dumplings before I chug it down with the ale before going back to shopping with the little rabbit
We come across an old antique shop that grandmaster told me that the principal of Shrek runs before asking me to scare the shit out of him if I ever meet him before the academy
Sukong-"Lets go in and check it out"
As we walked in a middle aged old man in a rocking chair looks at us before putting his head back down not paying much attention to us this man is definitely Flander
Wu-"What are all these useless old things in here?"
San-"These are spirit devices if they don't have an owner they tend to leak out some spirit power you can transfer your spirit essence into them to check and see if there working properly or not"
Sukong-"Didn't I bring you some of this back when I came home from traveling?"
I say that as I pick up the hair gold crystal and hand it to San
San-"Yes it is, how much for this?"
As he looks to Flander
Flander-"100 gold coins"
"Here"
"Now it's 200"
Wu-"But I thought you just said 100"
"I did but now it's 200"
Wu-"Brother lets leave this old cheapskate you don't need it"
San-"Fine here's the 200 as he pulls out another hundred from his bridge belt Flander sees this belt and reminds him of grandmaster before saying
"You can take it you don't need to pay"
Xiao Wu hears this grabs the crystal before dragging Tang San out of the shop before she does he throws him the money before I leave I turn to look at Flander showing an evil smirk on my face
Sukong-"So you must be Flander rank 81 owl spirit essence someone asked me to leave you a gift"
He looks at me shocked thinking 'who is this man and who asked to leave me a gift'
As black ring floats behind me my muscles expand a little before punching the ground leaving a giant crater that shatters everything in the shop I turn to look at his shocked face
Sukong-"You will know in due time in due time he is already on his way he should be here in a few weeks and he said when he shows up you best have his money"
As I leak an evil grin that send shivers down his spine before walking out and meeting with Wu and San
Sukong-"You all maybe wondering why I did that correct?"
They just nod as they seen me destroy everything in the shop with a simple powered up punch
Sukong-"You see that's a secret for me and his brother now let's look for lodging"
As we find a hotel but it has only one room left so I just tell Tang San to take it as me and Xiao Wu part with him till we come across a love hotel
Wu-"Brother lets stay here tonight they said that they have an empty room"
I just look at her and nod before walking up to the manager
Sukong-"I'll take your best room for the night"
As I paid him a blonde haired man with a set of twins in each arm walks in before saying
"Manager I thought that rooms was reserved for me"
"I'm sorry sir but young master Dai has already booked that room for the day if you want to could give you our second best room"
Sukong-"Little rabbit scare him out"
Xiao Wu knows what I mean as 4 spirit rings float around her as she activates teleportation and appears behind him in seconds before grabbing him and waist bowing him out the door before looking at the manager
"Key please since it is now our room"
The manager was scared before hand her the key as we walk to our room
As we walked in it had a large king sized bed a shower/bath tub the room had a scent of lavender and cherry blossoms as I walked over to sit on the bed and put Snowy down I turned my head and looked at my smiling rabbit before saying
"Xiao Wu you do know that this is a hotel that people come to to have sex in right?"
Wu-"S...se..sex in wwhat do you mean?"
Sukong-"It's exactly like I just said that boy you kicked out earlier was bringing those 2 girls here to have sex that's what this hotel is used for"
Wu-"So you mean I took us to a sex hotel"