Bean Ding Ding

He was the powerful and influencing heir of B City, the merciless head of the commercial world, but the divorce papers made him lose his cool. 
“Sign the divorce papers, daddy,” said the 5-year-old boy. 
This man had the divorce papers thrown in his face by his wife six years ago, and was now being pushed by his own son to sign the papers. 
“That would make you a single-parent child,” said Gu Juexi coldly. 
“Mommy said unicorns don’t exist but men like you do,” the boy leered at his father and said. 
Gu Juexi’s face fell. ‘That damned woman.’
“You haven’t signed the papers,” the boy reminded as the man left. As usual, the door shut in his face. 
Good lord… Dad and mom are not getting a divorce and are giving him a baby brother? How worrying!

EndlessFantasy Translation 

The Bumpy Road of Marriage: Divorce Now, Daddy

Ye Yuwei drove onto the main road. Mo Fei stared at Ye Yuwei in horror when a sudden thought struck her.

Ye Yuwei smirked. "I rarely drive."

Mo Fei patted her chest and asked dramatically, "Am I safe? Should I jump out of the car?"

Ye Yuwei rolled her eyes. Changing the topic—

"Do you want to be my bridesmaid?" Ye Yuwei asked.

Mo Fei leaned back in the chair and pondered the question, then finally said, "I think you are underestimating the scale of the trouble. Do you know who is coming after Gu Juexi this time?"

Ye Yuwei rolled her eyes again. "Do you think I'll know even if you tell me?"

Mo Fei blinked and said, "Oops, sorry, I forget that you are a good civilian."

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