KingFoxJellyfish

Lan Xian Xia was a 27-year old psychologist. Despite her age, Xian Xia had loved having "fun", as she had called it. Eventually, though, her having "fun" would eventually lead to her death in the modern world. Now, as a spirit, she has 2 choices, which is to be reincarnated, but into ancient times, or to have her spirit destroyed. 
  "Pick one, spirit destruction or reincarnation."
  "Obviously reincarnation"
  "Well then, little girl, GOOD LUCK!!!"

Taking Over The World : One Step At A Time

"What? Are you kidding me? That's total bullsh*t!!!"


'Why does this world have to be so weird? I miss my phone. I hate this world!!!'


"You're still upset deep inside, I can sense your spirit's emotions, remember?" he said, sobbing. "Oh, you need to start cultivating, too."


"How am I going to cultivate with my spirit and body clashing with each other?"


"I have a pill, it can take away your pain, but, you'll have to experience a terrible pain every month, fora single night, just like the pain Mr. Nan had given you. You'll be happy right?"


Cultivation (part 2)