Competition
Xia Lan walked to her courtyard, muttering obscenities about a certain Uncle of hers.
"I can't believe this. Eight consecutive years of torture, and now I have to go to some fake cultivation sect? Total Bullshit. I think even hell would be better than this." she muttered angrily.
'You really think so?' A voice said in her head.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" She said, surprised.
'It's me, the 'damn glowing bunny'.'
"You heard that?" talking to the bunny.
"Of course I did. I'm almost completely omniscient." The bunny said. It appeared in front of her, a small little red-eyed glowing bunny. It was floating in the air in front of her, moving as she walked.
'What if someone sees him?' she thought as a pair of maids approached her.
"Only you can see me." He said happily.
When the pair of maids finally approached her, they looked shy.
"Young Miss, we were sent by your grandfather in order to help you prepare for moving to the Cultivation Sect." The one with double buns in her hair said.
"Just you two?" she asked, puzzled, "That's good. Whenever I go outside, he usually sends thirty or fourty."
"Young Miss, there are more..." The other one, who had a ruby hairpin, said.
"How many?" She asks suspiciously.
Xia Lan hears a loud sound, and sees HUNDREDS of maids running towards her.
Her eyes widened, and she ran away from the maids who were waving perfume bottles and food.
"WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL OF ALL THINGS DAMNED IS THIS BULLSHIT?!?!" She yelled angrily, still running away from the overexcited maids.
"Want my help?" The bunny asked calmly.
"Hell yeah!!! Get me out of this bullshit!!!"
"Okay." He said, and all the maids stopped.
"Where did she go?"
"She was right there!!!"
"Are we all going blind?"
"You're invisible to anybody within a mile radius." The bunny explained.
"Why are you helping me?" she asked, as the maids receded and started to search for her.
"I quit my job!!!" He said happily.
"What? Why? I'm pretty sure there are more people who want to end up in ancient times and curse your ass off." She said grumpily.
"You didn't get used to their toilets yet, did you?"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT TOILETS!!!! I WANT MY PHONE!!! MY BOOKS!!! MY- ahem, never mind."
"You were going to say your rated R shows, weren't you?"
"SHUT UP!!!" she yelled, embarrassed, "I'm not a pervert!!!"
"I never said you were." The bunny said smugly.
"Whatever." she said, and went to her room.
"Can you make me visible again? "
"Alright." he said, and she could see her arms again.
She looked around the room.
"How am I supposed to bring stuff there? It's not like they have suitcases in ancient China..."
"I can give you an anklet."
"What? Why?"
"The anklet has gems that can store anything and everything."
"Ooooh!!! I want to see!!!"
"Here." He says, and an anklet appears out of nowhere. It was a simple chain with 7 jewels on it.
They were in the shape of:
A Flame
A Drop Of Water
A Gust Of Wind
A Plant
A Dark Circle
A Light Circle
A Hamburger
The chain itself was crimson. As she admired the bracelet, she muttered "Fire, water, air, earth, evil, good... and food."
"The food one is absolutely neccessary. You don't want to starve, do you?"
"Where do I store clothes?"
"..."