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Everyone in the board room was stunned.

Mr, Parks had to remove his medicated glasses to be sure that he wasn't dreaming.

"Andy?" he called out in surprise and anger.

"Ah, who is Andy?. I am your grandfather. It has been long since i saw you, my son. I wanted to pay a surprise visit to you. Why are you not happy? Do you know that i journeyed for two days to get here? Unfilial son"Andy spoke to his father with an old man's voice.

"My God! the Chairman, is this your responsible son?"One of the investors Mr.Clarks exclaimed.

"You little sheep. How can you call me, his grandpa as his son? Do i look young? I'm now old and bent. Have you ever seen a young man bent? "Andy scolded the man making everyone in the room very angry.

"It seems no one welcomes me here. I'll be leaving. I'll wait for you at home, my grandson. You really have a pot belly Mr.Clarks"Andy commented before turning to leave.

"Stop right there!"Andy's father yelled.

"I am your grandpa and no only did you not receive me but you think that because you have all these flat chested old ladies and pot-bellied men for investors, you can order me around? Pei! Shame on you.I'm ashamed that you are my grandson. I prefer my great-grandson. He takes good care of himself and has good looks like me. But you..i wonder where you came from. Where is the woman who pushed you out?"Andy scolded 'angrily'.

"Arrrgh!I'm so done with you. Get out and never come back here. I also don't want t see you in my house" His father yelled at him.

"That's good! Well said. I also deny you as my grandson. Even your di*k isn't as big and proud as mine. What?"

The people in the room wanted to hack Andy to pieces right now.

He dressed crazily once again, insulted their staus and their bodies now he dares say that his di*k is bigger than his fathers?"

"You..."Andy's dad was short of words.

"Would like us to have a competition. How many women would want to give me and you a blowjob? How many women will scream in happiness when they see our rods? Forget it! the competition won't happen anyway because you are loyal to the goat you married at home and her little snake daughter, Goodbye everyone. May you run after my great-grandson Andy with empty bowls and beg for alms. Say Amen for them"Andy ordered the bodyguards.

"A...Amen!" the two guards chorused with black faces.

"Now that's good! At least you have sensible guards"Andy finally said before leaving the room filled with people who were on the verge of pouncing on him.

Andy made sure to close the door behind him and then stretched his hands.

"Life is good! I wouldn't have to deal with that old man and those hypocritical people anymore. From now on, Andy is no longer a Parkers" Andy yelled as he threw down the walking stick and the white beard and mustache.

"I'm now a lone cultivator," Andy said again and then began to skip about.

"Andy?" he heard a familiar voice and stopped skipping.

He turned around and saw Geebie.

"Geebie? I thought we're no longer friends?" said Andy with a puzzled look.

"You..you see.."Geebie stammered and stared at the floor.

Andy took the time to scan him and saw that he's dressed in pink leggings, khaki shorts, a cropped singlet, and a jean jacket.

He topped these clothing with a straw hat and a pair of sandals.

Andy didn't know what to say.

'Forget it! A pot shouldn't call a kettle black' Andy thought.

"Andy... i...i"

"It's okay! I was just pulling your legs" said Andy.

Hearing this, Geebie was relieved.

"Em..when is the wedding coming up, "Andy asked.

"What wedding?"Geebie asked puzzled.

"With Nirvana. Don't you recall? You're not even fifty yet. How can you be this forgetful?"Andy scolded.

"That..i don't dare to curse"Geebie looked defeated.

"Your dad's in the meeting room," said Andy.

"I know that. Hey, I've got some news"Geebie exclaimed with bright eyes.

"Tell me fatty," said Andy indifferently.

"Eh...my mom.."

"Is she dead?"Andy cut in.

"No!"

"Involved in an accident?"

"No!"

"Was caught having an affair with some young man? You know your father is too ugly and old fashioned so if she resorts to getting a hot youth for relaxation, I'll side with her" said Andy.

Geebie wanted to pull his hair in frustration.

"This..do you only think bad of my family?"Geebie asked.

"Your mom called me a bad influence all because i bumped into her and your dad wears corsets that divide his pot belly in half forming the shape of a '3'.This gives him the illusion that he has a 'flat belly'. Tell me why would i think good of your family"Andy ranted.

"Forget it!"

"I know your dad chased her out," said Andy.

"My gosh! Andy, my dad would never do such a thing. You...fine! I'll tell you no matter what you think. Well...my mum is heavy" Geebie said with a smile.

"Oh! She's grown fat? That's terrible. She won't be able to wear short things again. She'll have to wear big t-shirts that reach her ankles. This will make her believe that she's a bit slim"