Bonus Chapter

Summary: Amirah Collins, formerly known as Kakashi Hatake, fangirls on very...questionable materials.e

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Note: Drabbles for International Fanworks Day 2018 of Ao3

1.

After a hard day of training new recruits, Sarah Collins is looking forward to a relaxing evening with her daughter. Have some cuddle time here and there with her precious little prodigy who's honestly been growing too fast these days and spend the night watching sappy movies.

Much to her disappointment, however, she realizes that those plans could kiss themselves goodbye when once she gets inside the living room, catches sight of an image that sets her blood pressure rising.

"Amirah Collins. What in the world are you reading?" Sarah asks, her voice taking on a particularly strained tone. Amirah - her nine-year-old adorable, innocent daughter - is holding a very well known erotic book. A book that shouldn't have, in any way or form, be on a pre-teen's child possession.

Especially on her pre-teen's child possession.

Sarah wants to kill someone.

"Fifty Shades of Gray, Mama." Amirah replies absentmindedly, not even raising her head and, for all intents and purposes, absorbed with what she's reading at the moment.

"Oh." Sarah says mildly. "Why are you reading that then?"

"It's interesting." Her daughter mumbles lazily. "I was expecting a book concerned with the grays in life at first. You know, how good and bad isn't really clear cut and stuff but this is really...interesting like-" Amirah coughs when she finally realizes who she was just talking to. Looking up warily, she continues in a much louder voice while discretely hiding the book on the pillow behind her. "Welcome home, Mama. How's your day?"

Sarah smiles. "Give that book to me, please."

Amirah beams in return, walking away from the sofa to give her mother a hug. "What book, Mama?"

"You're too young to read that." Sarah whispers on her daughter's ear. She pats Amirah's back gently. "Give it to me. Now."

"Why?" Her daughter pouts. "It was beautifully written and I've learned so many words like-" Sarah widens her smile. "Meep." Amirah squeaks.

"Where did you get the book from?"

"Here." Amirah hands the book in disappointment. "The uncles left it in a rush this morning."

Sarah's smile turns sharp and, without another word, left the room silently.

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Unbeknownst to Sarah, Kakashi's sporting a smug grin of her own when she faintly hears the screams and shrieks from outside.

Although she is kind of bummed out that she lost her Icha-Icha replacement, Kakashi is still glad that her uncles got what they deserved.

Not standing up for her with the homeschooling, would they?

Another revenge complete.

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2.

"Wow. She looks hot." A voice comments brightly beside his shoulders.

Emmett Dare nods in agreement, changing the angle of the magazine for a better look. "Yeah. The pose was amazing and the body whoo - It was perfect. Totally on point." When he hears agreeing noises, he glances behind him conspiratorially. "Like look at those brea-"

Emmett stops, falters and feels his heart skip.

"Amirah." He says tiredly, deflating. "What are you doing here?"

Closing the Playboy magazine in his hands with a snap, Emmett frantically tries to think of ways to hide the material while trying to keep his cool. He learned his lesson. He doesn't want another punishment from Sarah, thank you very much.

"I was just looking!" Amirah protests. "They were really hot. What's wrong with appreciating beauty, hm? It's not like they're in the nude."

"You're too young for this." He attempts to explain patiently.

"I'm not." Amirah argues. "It's not like I won't have what they would in the future. Theirs are just...bouncier, bigger and...wow."

Emmett shakes his head in exasperation. "I'm not dealing with this."

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3. - Bonus: In the Future -

"Percy. I have to go." Amirah urges frantically, her amber eyes sparkling. "I can't miss this. It's really important, you know."

Percy Jackson sighs, looks at the heavens and wonders what in Zeus' name did he do to deserve this. Really. Why? Why gods why?

He'll get Annabeth for this.

"We. have. a. mission." Percy stresses. "Mission. M.I.S.S.I.O.N. This is not a good time to goof off! I- Amirah!"

"What?" Amirah replies, walking away from him distractedly. "You spelled mission right. Good job, by the way."

"That's not what I'm talking about, damn it." Percy spits out. "This is no time to watch Fifty Shades Darker when there's this prophecy-"

"Nah. Don't worry about it, you worrywart. Prophecy's will happen in their own time and there's nothing I or we can do to change it." Amirah glances at him seriously. "I would know."

Percy shuts up.

He is about to apologize or say anything, but decides to forget about it when Amirah drolly continues. "Even if you do have super toilet water powers, you couldn't stop that blasted things. It will happen. So relax. Buy me a popcorn and watch hot erotic scenes on screen or leave and be boring elsewhere. It's their premier night and I'm not gonna miss this."