Forgetting Honeymoon

"I thought you took a shower already," Talia looked at Arthur removing his robe and stepping in the bath with a mocking expression.

"Your b**bs are sagging," he pointed at her chest and Talia felt her entire being freeze.

No way!

She looked down and checked. Everything was fine. Confused, she looked at Arthur and her face twitched with anger seeing him holding his laughter.

"Yes, just like your shrunken-"

Before she finished speaking, Arthur lunged at her and closed her mouth with his hand. 

"Don't you dare say it, Iris. I'll never forgive you," he looked straight at her eyes.

"Mmm," Talia nodded like a good girl and Arthur slowly released his hand.

"Shrunken mushroom!" Talia shouted, pointing at his crotch the moment his hands left her mouth.

"Oh, you dared to!" Arthur said cocking his head creepily and lunged at her. Making her hold his member, he started to kiss her.