Befriending A Wild Bear

"Fred, is that a bear?"  Talia scratched Arthur's chest pointing through the small window in the room.

"Fred! Get up!" she pulled his chest-hair and he woke up screaming.

"I'm going to kill you, Iris..." he pinched her waist.

"Ah!" she rubbed where he pinched. "It looks like a bear... I think it is crying... Fred, look," she pointed.

"Crying?" Arthur chuckled and pulled her close. He turned to his side and made sure the shotgun is locked and loaded.

They are currently in a private ski resort to spend their honeymoon. They didn't have to cook or clean since they have a keeper, but he cooks her dinner each night and she'd take care of the desserts.

Arthur has been trying to teach her to ski for the past two days. 

Yes, he's been trying to get her out of the cabin. But this one refuses to wear clothes and snuggles up in the warm bed all day and night.

Okay...the truth is, he is the one not letting her out.