sir_impeccable

When the Prom Queen is drugged into bowel distress, her best friend suggests rather absurd solution, balantantly ignoring their moral responsibility.
 Tade is banished from home because of his unusual familiarisation with human beings, into the regularly polluted lake of Badagry.
Deola only needed to relieve herself but what she gets in return is a intoxicating obsession from the mysterious, secretive but helpful young man, an entanglement she never bargained for.
This is a classic read of intriguing mystery and uncertain affection between two distinctly parallel existences, a taboo that must never be spoken of.

Poisedon's Kiss

I was going about my daily tasks when this idea hits me. What happens when the poops drops and the water splashes back at you? 


Just a simple question but it was all the idea I needed. Being a Fantasy writer for long and was trying to delve into Romance writing which didn't work because I got stuck on incomplete ideas.


But this one was a complete piece and hilarious too, so I thought why not?


Most times, we go about our business, all in the name of survival of the fittest.


And we go, displacing what should not be displaced and upsetting the forces of nature. What happens when the poop drops?


And what happens when the water splashes back?


I do hope you enjoy reading this very challenging book. I wrote in Present Tense:3rd Pov so it is a lot more tasking than my other novels.


But I welcome it, because, I believe Variety is the spice of life.


This style of writing is however inspired by Author DZSC. And, I hope I can recreate his touch in my book too.


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