Is It Love? Don't Hurt Me

I've received the iconic 'love letter'. As someone who has longed for true love, this letter makes me sad because there's no way a girl developed feelings for me this fast.. She's just attracted to me physically, and selfishly has her own idea of the perfect me in her head. Ironically the only woman I can trust in this world right now is Jelia. If she were ever to be the one to confess to me, I'd accept her feelings and take her as my woman. Only time will tell if I'll find my true love, or if I'm destined to be single for all of eternity. Either way, let's go to class and get this day over with. As usual, my classes went by in a blur and so did lunch. School is now over for the day, and I've decided to go take a look around town. I waited outside the gate, and a cab finally arrived after waiting 15 minutes. I told the driver to take me to the center of the city. It's now 6 pm. 25 minutes the cab stopped in an extremely busy area with thousands upon thousands of people walking around. This should be fun, and good for my mental well being!

I handed the cabbie the money for the ride, and began to wander around looking at the people and buildings around me. I was stopped by numerous people who recognized me from my op, and took photos with them. I decided to slip away and now I find myself in a dark alley. As I walked further along the alley, I heard a young woman scream. Without a moment of hesitation, I swiftly moved forward in the shadows, and shot up into a fire escape above the spot I heard a scream. When I looked down I saw a girl in her late teens or early twenties stripped bare, and a group of four extremely pale men surrounding her. Wait. I know this feeling... Those men are vampires. Let's be a hero for a minute.

I floated down from the fire escape, and landed silently behind these low rank filth. I began to speak, filling my God aura in the area, and empowering my voice with my divinity. "You dare seek to attack humans in MY territory?! PROSTRATE YOURSELVES!" Immediately after I spoke the vampires unwillingly slammed onto the ground completely flat and began to shake like an epileptic. I quickly took off my school jacket, and passed it to the girl behind me as I stood in front of the filth on the ground before me. Now, shall I squash these insects, or maim them for life. Let's ask the girl for her opinion. "Are you okay? They didn't manage to harm you did they? I'm sorry you had to go through such a horrible experience. Now, my question for you is, how would you like these insects to be dealt with?"

The girl barely managed to stand up, and said to me in a firm voice, "Beat them black and blue, and put terror in their hearts. Make them feel 10 times the fear that they made me feel. After you are done, I'll call the police." I nodded at the girl and told her she should close her eyes and ears because things were going to get explicit here soon. She told me she wished to see it all so I accepted her decision. I walked over to the dregs of shit and commanded them to look into my eyes. I then began to give them a command. "You are all now gay for each other, and are desperately trying to penetrate each other. You love it extremely rough, and love your balls and dick being bitten and punched repeatedly. While you are being pounded in the ass by each other, the pain will eventually increase by 10 times normal, but you live for this and pound each other even harder. While you're drilling each other, you also bite all over one another's body and drain each other's blood. When I say the word "gay", you'll snap back to normal, however you will stay gay forever physically and no woman can ever turn you on again."

After I gave this command, they began to act just as I'd commanded them with my Vampire God Charm. One hour later the girl asked me to stop them as she called the cops. I gave the return word as said, and suddenly the scum of vampire society were fully conscious. Suddenly, they screamed and separated and began puking blood and bile. I laughed evily as this scene played out before me. I ordered the scum to lay prostrate again, and the girl came over to me again. She was dressed in her own clothes, and shakily handed me back my jacket. I looked the girl in the eyes, and she shyly began to speak for the first time in an hour. "My name is Sakura, thank you very much for saving me! I was so close to being raped... I-I'm s-sorry.. I just can't stop s-shaking. Uwaaaaann that was so scary!" Sakura began to bawl her eyes out, and curled herself into my chest. I gently wrapped my arms around her, and waited for the police. 5 minutes later they arrived, and I let the vampires out of their prostrate state, however, not before I charmed them into believing they are only as strong as a human.

Sakura explained that I saved her, and asked the police to let me go on my way. The officer in question looked at me thoughtfully, but then he agreed and let me pass through them back into the main center square in the heart of Tokyo. I walked around to different food stalls, and tried all kinds of things. Before long it was pitch dark outside and I decided to head back to my dorm. I hailed a cab, and road back in silence. I'm now back at the gates, and am heading back to my dorm. When I got outside my dorm room, I suddenly heard moans of a guy and girl obviously having sex. Well this is awkward, I need to get in my dorm. I'll just walk in like usual. I opened the door and walked though the small entryway, and what I saw shocked me, but also made me smile a little. Yusuke in his girl form, and Shinji were having sex on Shinji's bed. Suddenly, both of them shouted in shock and said, "Clyde! It's not what it looks like!".

Well now this is too perfect. I began to chuckle before I looked at the two of them and asked, "Shinji do you know who that is?" Shinji blushed a little and said, "Yeah it's Yusuke as a straight girl. We both accepted this. Yusuke as a guy is yours and mine best friend. Yusuke as a girl will be my girlfriend. This is okay right?" Shinji looked nervous, but I smiled and said, "Finish what you guys started. I have earphones, and I'm going to watch some anime on my phone. I like the two of you, so whatever makes you guys happy is just fine with me." After that, I took out my earphones in front of them and put them in and plugged them into my phone. I then climbed up into my bunk and did just as I said I would; I began to watch anime. About two hours later, I stopped watching anime and fell asleep.

Today is a free day, so we don't have class. After having sex last night apparently Yusuke can now switch between man and woman at will now. Good for those two! I fist bumped the two of them after we woke up, and I suggested that they meet up for a date. Shinji agreed, and Yusuke turned into a girl again. Strangely when he changes sex, he gets a new outfit for his girl form. I smiled warmly at the two, and told them to have fun. I've decided I'll go to the music room and practice singing my new album.

I'm now in the music room, and I've been singing nonstop for over 2 hours. When I finally stopped, I heard loud and booming applause. I looked up and noticed the music room was packed and the music rooms sliding wall was wide open. There were hundreds of students, staff, and teachers clogging the hallways and filling the music room to bursting. I coolly looked around at every one and said, "Hoh.. An audience huh? This is to be expected. Why wouldn't the mortals come running upon hearing my mighty voice? Consider yourselves honored that we have performed for you. Now, clear a path as I must be on my way."

I got up and made my way to the cafeteria. The people cleared the way like I was Moses parting the Red Sea. 2 minutes later, I'm now checking for some delicacies in the buffet line, and actually found the profound Eggs Benedict! Oh happy day! I loaded up a few of those, some sausages, eggs, bacon, and breakfast sandwiches. Oh, and don't forget my iconic two energy drinks. I found Yumi and the rest of the girls, and joined them at their table. Yumi grabbed my hand and waved it around excitedly. "Oh my gosh! Only 5 days until your debut album is up for sale! You're a new idol like us! We so totally have to plan a concert together! Doesn't that just sound super amazing and fun?!" I laughed with her and the girls, and told her I had no problem doing a joint concert in the future. I even suggested we come up with a few songs that we can sing together. This went over very well and Yumi and the girls eyes began to sparkle, and their faces flushed with excitement. This'll be interesting, I can't wait!

I finished my breakfast in high spirits, when my phone suddenly went off. I looked down and was surprised to see it was Officer Yumi Uchiha calling me. I excitedly answered. "Officer Yumi hello! How are you doing back in Brittania?" There was silence on the other side for a second, and then Yumi began to squeal like a fan girl. "Clyde you've become an idol! Sarah is trying to get a Japanese company to make her a body pillow of you, but they told her that they can't because they need your consent because you're a minor. I'm so excited for you, and just wanted to call to give everybody's congratulations and tell you we all miss you here." I continued my conversation with Yumi for about half an hour before she had to go. I'm glad I heard from her, and all of them are okay.

I said bye to Yumi Suzuki and the girls, and decided to go back to my dorm and goof off on that computer game the guys got me to play with them. I laughed as I totally destroyed the enemy team, and my team mates began to chant and call me The God of Destruction. I laughed and told them I'm actually really a God. This got everyone laughing even harder; myself included. The game is a sword and guns FPS set in a post apocalyptic society where animals evolved into monsters of myth, and many humans became zombies and other humanoid creatures. During gameplay you're either on the side of humankind or humanoid creatures. Each side has their ups and downs, but it's a fun game to blow off some steam. Before I knew it, it's dinner time and Yusuke and Shinji are both back. Yusuke quickly turned back into his guy self and hugged me, and thanked me for being so cool about everything. I've decided that I trust these guys enough now. It might be a mistake but right now I believe in the two of them.

"You guys I'm ready to tell you my secret. It'll sound crazy and ridiculous, but the truth is that I'm The God of Vampires." Yusuke and Shinji looked at each other and both said simultaneously, "And how is this a problem? You're our brother for life!". I'm totally dumbfounded. They accepted me for who I am! I can't stop crying right now. As Yusuke and Shinji both rushed over and hugged me, I felt a tiny part of my heart begin to reform. My future now looks bright again!