A New.. Friend?

After having a great nap, I woke up and almost lost my soul. There's a god standing outside of my window. Yeah as in standing in the air. My dorm room is on the north side at the fourth floor. Getting up, I let the poor soul in. I mean he's wearing nothing but some ancient looking robe. As to how I know he's a god? I felt his aura, I feel a connection to him, like we're puzzle pieces to a greater thing. Yeah I know how that sounds, but it's what this feels like. Anyway, I let the guy in and..Wtf?! He's performing a perfect dogeza! Looking down in confusion, his next words were like an airsoft gun shooting my balls repeatedly. "I have traveled a great distance for this moment. Please accept my undying love and loyalty to you my love!" I admit this screenshot worthy moment caused me to panic. However my god aura cooled me down as usual. Taking a deep breath, I said very carefully, "I accept your feelings and your loyalty, however I can't reciprocate your feelings at the moment. Give me time to think, as there are several women in my life that I have interest in. Spend time with me and get to know me. If your feelings remain strong, then I'll take responsibility as a man and a god. That is all." Stunned by my words the god gave me his name it's Adonis. I've decided to give the guy a shot, I've always been bi curious anyway. Let's see if he can win a place in my heart. His loyalty though is currently bringing me trouble. It says MAX LEVEL!! How the hell is that possible? We're meeting for the first time and yet here's a man and god who is already as loyal as Jelia and the guys! I need to introduce them to him immediately.

In a familiar scene that is growing on me, I have sat on my throne as Jelia interrogates Adonis, with her smile growing wider the longer that they speak. Shinji and Yusuke both give me thumbs up which made me smile as they added their input into the conversation with Adonis. We now have our first divine ally! We did it guys! Before long everyone backs off of Adonis who is smiling in tears, and brings him forward with them to me. Once there Jelia says, and I quote, "My Lord there is room for a man in your life! I'll be your wife and he'll be your husband! You get the best of both worlds and our love and loyalty are undying for you! Please accept!" I sighed before explaining. "I have no intentions of declining either of you, so please give me time to accept your feelings okay? I'm damaged goods, so I need time to accept that your feelings are real and not a scheme to use me until I'm no longer useful." At my words both Jelia and Adonis shed tears as they screamed simultaneously, "Who broke Clyde's heart?!" They both sounded like their very souls needed to know, but I can't tell them just yet that I'm from another world. After all they see as a eternal being which I am, but I wasn't always.

What a day, a new friend/love interest and ally for our cause and I feel closer to being whole with each passing day I'm with these people. One day, I'll be completely healed and the world shall get on bended knee and proclaim ME their Lord. One day.. Soon.