Prologue (sorry, you'll need this to understand the book more)

Hey there. My name's Daniel.

My name's Aileen.

And my name's Link. And no, not the Link from the games.

We're about to tell you a story. Be warned, however-

Oh, just stop the formalities, Danny! This isn't a biography or a medical dictionary! This is a book meant for kids!

There goes the fourth wall…

Let's try to save this story while we can, okay?

The easiest way to do that is to go straight into the story.

Just be warned, readers, that occasionally, we will insert our commentary in some parts of this story.

This book will probably be known as the book that broke the fourth wall the most times.

That's frightening.

Mm.

Let's just get to it, alright?