The long queue of admirers

"Oh my god!" She giggled. "I think you want it to be a ghost as it is the only thing that makes sense to you."

"Can you blame me for that? I am fucked. I am afraid to fall asleep in this room at night."

"I can't say I know how you feel for that will be a lie. I don't even think I have heard about something like that self."

"Same thing here. I am really confused and out of ideas…" Uche gave out a loud breath and ran his hand over his head. 

"To be honest with you. I don't think there is any ghost coming to fuck you."

"Then what or who is coming to do it?" 

The only explanation I can think of is that someone has been coming to make out with you. That is all I can deduce from this story. Like I said before there is nothing like spirit wives or husbands and there cannot be a physical connection between a ghost and a human that is if they exist and believe me the IF is a big one.