Ships as Vines

SHIRELLE

Both are co-piloting Voltron while the team is practising.

Shiro: I don't feel like driving!

Isabelle (hair on fire): F**k you!

The other paladins'eyes are wide as they hear Shiro dancing in the Black Lion cockpit.

NANCE

Lance is in the kitchen boiling water when Nicole walks in.

Nicole: What are you doing?

Lance: Making holy water.

Nicole (never heard of holy water): How is that making holy water?

Lance: I'm boiling the hell out of it!

Lance dabs and Nicole groans in annoyance.

KIDGE

Paladins are having movie night in the lounge and Keith walks in with wet socks.

Keith: Someone left an ice cube on the floor and now mAh sock is wet.

The paladins look away from the movie to the Red Paladin.

Keith: WHO THE F**K TRYING TO DIE?!

Pidge, Isabelle, Shiro, Hunk and Lance fear for their lives...