Church jokes

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a room. And that was just the first guy.

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I was raised a Catholic, and the most annoying thing about going to church was all the standing up, sitting down, and kneeling.

I wish the priest could've just picked a position and fucked me!

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