"As some of you may have already realized.." he paused and looked around at the confused faces of the audience
"I am your lord-" he was interrupted by a few gasps
'Did this boy really just dare to say he was god?!?!' Was common among many of the thoughts of the people in the church who witnessed this..
"Ahem. I am your Lord Satan.."
"GASPs!!!" Could be heard all over
Through this chaotic scene, Satan could swear he saw someone throw water at him, but he ignored that (1)
"Yes. It is I, your lord Satan!!"
"Your not our lord!! We worship our holy savior and lord God, and obviously you are neither him nor Satan!!" A random person yelled in the audience
"God? What do you mean?? You ARE my followers, right??" Satan said
"NO!!" Someone yelled
Another person yelled "get out of here! You're not welcome here!!" Which several other people also agreed with
Once again, he was splashed with some water,
Some of the crazy Christians who were obsessed with god tried to go up on the podium to attack Satan
Realizing his mistake, Satan quickly teleported away..
While he was teleporting, he swore he heard some gasps,
After all, it's not everyday you see someone claiming to be Satan in a church and then disappearing into thin air..!
Satan teleported away, leaving behind kayos in the church..
"Now where am I??" Satan asked himself as he looked around
All he saw white, as he then realized he was freezing cold
Satan used some of his magic to warm himself, though it was still nowhere near as hot as Hell, which he would of preferred as he thought 'where the hell am I?? Based on this cold' as Satan thought that, he shivered 'I'd say it's some kind of Hell, but in the human realm... I should meet with this hell's ruler. Maybe he can direct me back to Hell, or atleast back to those human worshipers of mine..'
(1): if you didn't understand, someone splashed him with some 'holy' water...