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Xue Xuanmei, the weak third young miss of the Snow clan who lacked cultivation, was lazy, naïve, narrow-minded and selfish, suddenly got murdered. As a girl, which, by many's standards, should be gentle, she was laughed at because of her masculine attitude despite her gentle looks. Nobody really cared about her death until she was suddenly revived because of a supposed miracle, and her single foot which was in the grave, was freed.

Only problem was, she wasn't unruly and dumb like before. 

Magic? No problem!

Magical beasts? The most powerful are merely mounts for her!

Dual cultivation arts? She can do it herself, no teacher needed!

In this world where each person's magic was unique and people with dual cultivation can also be counted as geniuses, Xue Xuanmei will survive, and live to be the strongest.

Sharing the same name, an assassin from the 21st century transmigrated into the world of wuxia and took her place, not knowing that her transmigration then, would effect her whole era.

Xuanmei went on to create an Earth shattering organization that defied heaven's will, and this, is her story.

Masculine Third Miss Strikes Back!

"Aw, sorry. Three year olds don't go onto the battlefield. If you fight, you fight to the death. Rather death than humiliation! Lay down your life instead of your pride as a man. However, since you don't understand that..."


Purple energy surrounded the meat cleaver, changing into a kitchen knife.


Duplicates of the knife was made with, surprisingly, sharp water, and sent into their regions, completely castrating* them.


Blood had flown everywhere at this point, the stench of the metallic smelling blood filling the air, and the sight of red everywhere would make even the strongest of people puke.


As agonizing screams rang out, Yu dusted her hands off and yawned, walking away.


"Sorry, yeah? It was getting a bit too long."


Xuanmei nodded, "It seems like saying 'yeah' is a bit of a habit of yours?"


"Um*. Well, let's talk business. Your seal... What do you need to unseal the next level?"


"It's in the sea and beyond the sea. The ply tree sap's beyond the sea, in the elf continent, as there's special gear to harvest it. In this continent, it's too hot, and the sap disintegrate. The frog is in the sea."


Sighing, Yu planned and concluded, "We'll get your element first, then travel across the sea."


Nodding in agreement, Xuanmei asked, "Well, how do I get my element?"


"Fire, Water and Unstable Psychic," The blue pheonix replied from inside Xuanmei's inner world.


Repeating what the pheonix said, Yu slowly nodded, giving her a pill.


Xuanmei felt the blue pheonix mentally nod as he ushered her in and Yu watched as Xuanmei's corporeal form disappeared slowly, and eventually, vanished without a trace.


"Well, that's my job done for now. Time to report to dear brother, I guess... How troublesome..."


"Tell my brother to get ready three of each rank of cultivation pills, ranking one through three."


*Castration: The removal of the male part of a male animal or man.


*"那个" (nèi ge) is to fill a pause. It's the equivalent to "Um, uh, er, that is, that one,"


*Corporeal form, when used literally, means the physical existence of something. There's the idea of "you" as a self-aware entity or a soul that defines how you will behave and react, which nobody can see or touch directly; and then there's yourcorporeal form, which is to say your actual physical body.


TL;DR: So basically what it's saying is that you are split into two;


So basically your spirit is something that occupies your body as a vessel.


The corporeal body is your physical body and you are able to separate from it and still live, but unfortunately only as a vessel-less soul. (You cannot move objects from the physical plane then)


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