Minecraft: The Story of How I Tamed Every Mob

OK, so I can't change this into a fanfiction since the setting to do so isn't available. So I'll tell you all now, this is a fanfiction for Minecraft. Should've honestly been tell-able with the title but oh well. Warning this may have some dark times early in the story with hunger being a problem many minecrafters face. You have been warned. Also the image will make sense to the readers. sorry for any confusion it may cause people at first.