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In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

Having eaten the donut, reec aloe Vera felt as though he had taken one more step to becoming closer to flora I cannot possible believe that it is butter olive oil and loved to kill 99.99% of bacteria by being handwash, bathtub boy and Jos cot nodded in approval yes this is nice.


as milky wilks continued to scream the earth mistook it for being his mistake and heated up until it was as hot as a star but it was alright because bathtub boy turned on the Succ Trucc air conditioning while having a window opened. 


knowing that this was an epic win, the genius gang adjusted their ties and blazers, dusted their shoulders and cuffs and became condensed milk incredible!


menace Ellis was about to become triple glazed windows when he was suddenly alerted on his fone and realised that another mortal had challenged him to a round of jelly splash. he quickly ascended back into the sky to play jelly splash and left the earth slowly cooling down from his mix tape and fire merch.


knowing this was an epic win the genius gang became the window sill. thanks.


the genius gang returned to the carrot trees to become moist with the pee pee ocean for today had been a very long day and they would just like to say that they won't pay for being overdue for the library. bathtub boy went to planting carrot tree seeds, reec went to poundland to buy Shrek 2 and Jos cot went to Curry's PC world to eat cheese and pesto pasta. 


all was milky as Elon busk continued to work on the Succ Trucc. because the Succ Trucc had already been capable of ascending to the 4th dimension, where the 3rd dimension lapsed infinitely upon itself causing the realm to be both a time line, and a vast collection of universes, the genius gang loved to buy Gucci socks. 


But after the many battles the genius gang have experienced, they realised that they would have to become butter of the 5th dimension to be able to find the Scrummy Bummy, the Succ Sage's heritage and where Jaffa Man Gaming had gone. Elongated husk continued to work on through the night.


Unbeknownst to all of the genius gang was that in the shadows loomed a terrible darkness ready to consume this universe for himself. Jaco Hara kneeled down onto two packets of ready salted crisps come say "my pee pee lord, I have collected the taxes."


the terrible shadow of a geography teacher replied, "good. first I cut off the hot chocolate. second I collect the taxes. third I pee upon the mountains and fourth...I pee!"


Jaco hara grabbed his tax and titanium pole in fear as he jumped back; the terrible shadow was so frightening that even his pee pee was able to induce nightmares!


"hehehe, nobody steps on the holy lands of Skegness without incurring my wrath, stopid gang!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!"


This Volume 1 was brought to you by mazooma.com. Thank you for peeing!


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