ImmenseEgg

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

did u know never to stand under a cows udders during a lightning storm just in case lightning turns the milk into Skegness?? the wenius Wang was aware of this. this is the knowledge they recieved from comprehending the 4th dimension and beginning their ascent into the 5th.


me pee me cream I am a dustbin lid, mr Gloybraith was nowhere to be seen so jewsus thanked the wenius Wang, bowing down to them for helping him in his hardest and most moist times say "Tree sap gang, say whatever u want I give u" say "up Ur bum!"


the genius gang lick the clouds and make a snowball in the clouds bathtub boy quickly gives Jos cot two balloons in which he inflated them and put them under his clothes to be utilised as breasts! reec shook his head "how immature" say "not big enough!" damn! "can I have a go??"


The entire universe stood on top of a Cessna 169 doing an aileron roll and quickly did it to them exclaim "we are sorry wenius Wang for thinking that u swore!" but the magnanimous anti bacterial gang only waved their hands go and say


A heavenly light pierced through the darkness of Jos cots mum's burnt onion bhaji and shone onto the genius gang portraying them as deity like figures, however, Jos cot willingly stepped out!


"Jos cot were you not liked by Skegness official??" reec laff say "FCOUTAHER" HES SO AMGERY but Jos cot shake head and eats Dettol wipes.


For in this realm is still my crew of skets,


I look at the sky to gaze at the clouds,


With my desires masked within many shrouds,


When the creamy creams coming out the seams,


It won't be too long before I come back,


I may forever reside within your sacks,


bathtub boy and reec aloe Vera nod, say "time is merely another axis, to you, many paths of time will be one to us in the fifth dimension, and many dapper opportunities shall come. suckurmum up your bum twist it around till it feels like chewing gum!" the two become Tesco's meal discount vouchers and are carried upwards by the beam as the entire universe watch, peeing with all their might to appraise this glory.


meanwhile, Mr bumgate's checks in his pockets "where are you??


Ascension To Dapper