1 April 2019

it's April fools and I can't wait to prank the guys (my friends Shannon and Andile), this year I'm coming to school with cake made of chillies, I recently started to learn how to make food, the plan is to get the chillies and put them in the cake and make the cake look like a chocolate cake, I arrive at school and they aren't here yet so I hang out with the Luke (likes cricket and doesn't swear) and his friend lexi (Alexander), I'm not a fan of lexi as he makes bad jokes (as if mine weren't bad enough), we are talking about our project (natural science), we have to look after a plant, (mine already died so I bought another one), finely the guys arrive and I see Shannon smiling, I know he has something planned for me as Andile was laughing, I walk up to them, "I beat you guys to school today" I say while smirking, "it's only because his mom drives like an old woman" Andile said, Shannon was trying not to laugh at his plan, the bell rings and we head to class, since the teacher was late I had the perfect chance to initiate my plan, I offer them a piece which they want, lexi also wanted so I said sure ( perfect way to mess with him) everyone else wants including the girls so I made sure to give them my lunch cake that my sister made, they eat it and run to the bathroom to get water, I'm sitting in my chair laughing my ass off at them, the casual bullies came up to me," what's up shithead" Doron lubie said (we have two Dorons), "nothing much, would you like some cake"?, I said to him with a smile, "how am I supposed to no that you didn't put poison in it"? Doron asked, he had a fair point as I am a bit mischievous (once brought vodka to school in a glass bottle so people thought it was water), "True, maybe get one of your friends to try it" I say, he gets Yoni to taste it, I gave him a part that I didn't put lots of chillies in, he is fine with it, I then give some to Doron, he ended up vomiting on kiras lap, she was not impressed that she slapped him, he came up to me with a fist saying "You think it's funny making fun of me"?, "No, I think it's hilarious" I replied, he punched me in the face, Shannon and Andile saw it happen and they helped me up, I walk up to Doron and he looks confused, I stand in front of him and clap my hands in his face, he's shook, I take the opportunity and give him an uppercut to the face, he passed out, " anyone else want a clobber"? I say, Yoni takes him to the nurse, the teacher comes in and we start preparing for class.